You, Yes you COME HERE NOW, there is bacon.

portalm

In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

corn63

I have bacon written on my jub jubs. Bacon will save the world.



ERGO. My jub jubs save the world.

Fatal1ty2k5

Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world

lizzybethclaire

I have to say Zombie Apocolype. Zombies have always freaked me out. I would miss bacon, but at least no one would eat my brain.

Drenched_N_Motivation

I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

portalm

Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world

WOW 3 million pounds of bacon?! Youd be rich!

SoDamnHungry

Zombie apocalypse would be the worst.

I would miss bacon, but it isn't a staple in my diet so I'd be ok.

PhilyPhresh

did I hear "bacon"...?

Ravenesque_

I LOATHE BACON!

Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

Enough to make any sane person vomit.

StrongerNC

I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.

mndamon

Definitely bacon. I'd have no issue carving up some zombies. I don't even want to imagine a world where I don't have the option of a fried egg and bacon on a burger.

portalm

I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.

And this is why there will be no bacon with the coming catastrophe SMH ><

*** IS ANYONE WILLING TO SAVE THE BACON!?

Icelandic_Saga

Anything that takes my bacon away from me is a disaster!!!!! OMG NOT THE BACON!!!!

LNZimmer

mmmmm...bacon.

*looks in fridge* (there is none)

Has this happened already?

L00py_T0ucan

An alien invasion by an advanced race

^ The aliens might have even BETTER BACON than we do! :laugh: :noway:

ZombieChaser

Well, my vote is on zombie apocolypse - but I'd survive because I hate bacon

skullshank

i'm a prepper.
i stock ammunition, water, and bacon.
i feel that i am ready for anything.
my contingency plan consists of plenty of bacon to survive a lengthy period off the grid.

dodihere

I completely believer the baconator would swoop in and save the day.

portalm

I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

Also turkey bacon is not fake, its delicious and i have it every morning with breakfast!

iWaffle

Can we at least get the fake bacon bits that they use for salad toppings? As long as we can get something that smells like bacon I can endure the zombies. Or perhaps..... zombie bacon!

HisPathDaily

Illona88

I can't even eat pork, so I'll have to go with nuclear winter.

portalm

mmmmm...bacon.

*looks in fridge* (there is none)

Has this happened already?

^^ LULZ

HisPathDaily

This now concludes my 2 favorite bacon pictures

MissyMissy18

I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

And just because I see my grandma 3 times a year doesn't mean I don't love her! On a more important note: I like your ticker.

portalm

I want a bacon helmet! WTF!!!

DoomCakes

In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.

portalm

In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.

pretty sure a swarm of zombies would kill you fairly quickly! its when you get attacked by one in the back alley whilst trying to escape the crowd of zombies that would eat you slowly!

cmcollins001

EOW? SHTF?

Guns....check
Ammo...check
Water....check
Bacon...check

Yup, I'm ready.

heliumheels

rhonniema

I'm not answering until I get my bacon.