You, Yes you COME HERE NOW, there is bacon.

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  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    I can't even eat pork, so I'll have to go with nuclear winter.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    mmmmm...bacon.

    *looks in fridge* (there is none)

    Has this happened already?

    ^^ LULZ
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
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    This now concludes my 2 favorite bacon pictures :)

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  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    And just because I see my grandma 3 times a year doesn't mean I don't love her! On a more important note: I like your ticker.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    skyrim-bacon.jpg

    I want a bacon helmet! WTF!!!
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
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    In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

    Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

    Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.

    pretty sure a swarm of zombies would kill you fairly quickly! its when you get attacked by one in the back alley whilst trying to escape the crowd of zombies that would eat you slowly!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    EOW? SHTF?

    Guns....check
    Ammo...check
    Water....check
    Bacon...check

    Yup, I'm ready.

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  • heliumheels
    heliumheels Posts: 241 Member
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  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522
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    I'm not answering until I get my bacon.
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
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    He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I think I'm in love... :love: :love:
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    EOW? SHTF?

    Guns....check
    Ammo...check
    Water....check
    Bacon...check

    Yup, I'm ready.

    CMMG-Tactical-Bacon1325-3173.jpg

    AHHH you beat me to it!

    But here's where you can buy some. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/

    My grandma used to get some bacon like this when I was a kid. She bought it at Pamida and the can was opened with a key. It was almost as salty as my mother's vocabulary.
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
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    skyrim-bacon.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    And just because I see my grandma 3 times a year doesn't mean I don't love her! On a more important note: I like your ticker.


    Oh thanks! I like your chesticles
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    baconlube.jpg

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    eb99_porkkleen_bacon_scented_hand_sanitizer.jpg
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    Also turkey bacon is not fake, its delicious and i have it every morning with breakfast!

    Mmmmmm turkey bacon!
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    I'm READY!

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  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.

    lol -gag-
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.

    I would be throughly scared LOL

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