You, Yes you COME HERE NOW, there is bacon.

WifeNMama

I LOATHE BACON!

Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

Enough to make any sane person vomit.

*sees Bacon in title, enters thread fully aware it must be full of people who love Bacon. Takes a giant poop in the middle of the room. Leaves.*

Because THAT'S what "sane" people do??? Call me crazy, but.... Nope, that's pretty much it. I'd rather be crazy than this version of sane.

portalm

I LOATHE BACON!

Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

Enough to make any sane person vomit.

*sees Bacon in title, enters thread fully aware it must be full of people who love Bacon. Takes a giant poop in the middle of the room. Leaves.*

Because THAT'S what "sane" people do??? Call me crazy, but.... Nope, that's pretty much it. I'd rather be crazy than this version of sane.

WOW^^^ JUST WOW ><

WifeNMama

I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

Personal hygiene Bacon may be taking things a tad far. Plus, we'd be attacked by dogs.

lauren3101

Tbh, the first I heard of a zombie apocalypse, I'd be straight out and robbing tescos of all their bacon, (and other essentials, like dairy milk) then boarding myself up in my house. Problem solved.

1shauna1

I would rather deal with zombies than aliens. With aliens, you never know what you're going to get, plus they may have awesome weapons. Zombies are pretty straightforward - remove head from body, dead! However, I'm not really sure I'd want to live in a world without bacon, so maybe I'd just let the zombies take me....

ExtremeBeast

I would rather deal with zombies than aliens. With aliens, you never know what you're going to get, plus they may have awesome weapons. Zombies are pretty straightforward - remove head from body, dead! However, I'm not really sure I'd want to live in a world without bacon, so maybe I'd just let the zombies take me....

Zombie status!

hougt

Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

teelynn35

I LOATHE BACON!

Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

Enough to make any sane person vomit.

I am proud to to say I'm insane. BACON!!!!!!!!

scottg1024

Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

I'm saving this as my new desktop background.

vytamindi

If there is no bacon, it doesn't matter. Either way I'll die a sad, sad death.

lindsy721

No BACON???? Say it ain't so!! GAAAHHH!!!

*collapses in a heap for zombies, etc to attack... not caring... there is no point in living without bacon*....

Melroxsox

i eat real bacon everyday...therefore the lack of bacon in my life would be truly a sad day. i could deal with all the other ones....especially after reading The hunger games....lol

_Bob_

the lack of bacon would be the worst, the other stuff would at least be fun for a while

LNZimmer

Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

I'm saving this as my new desktop background.

HAHAHAHAHA so much better than when I put spaghetti noodles through hot dogs and call them octopus'....'s....octopi. (However you make and octopus more than one. lol)

hougt

Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

I'm saving this as my new desktop background.

Thought you might also appreciat this then:

lsapphire

eat bacon twice a week. wonder if i would go through some weird kind of withdrawal LOL:laugh:

Pollart77

So, are we supposed to eat back our bacon calories or not?

Jaccyber

In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

The worst would be an >>>
Advanced Zombie Alien invasion with the primary mission to devour all bacon :sad: :frown: :noway: :grumble:

LauraMacNCheese

I give you the bacon Imperial Walker:

hougt

Maybe a bacon shortage could be a good thing? Gents, I present, the Bacon Bra: