in desperate need of cheering up

amyy010
amyy010 Posts: 48 Member
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Or a laugh, or anything. . .

Today has been one of the worst days of my life.

Finding out I havent got my dream job, hurting my hand, annoying neighbors, and now we have something wrong with the house. UGH. :mad: :indifferent: :frown: :cry:

So please, CHEER ME UP GUYS AND GALS! Thanks.:noway:
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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.
  • amyy010
    amyy010 Posts: 48 Member
    I know, I just wanted a laugh its not that much to ask is it? Chill out.
  • Janet9906
    Janet9906 Posts: 546 Member
    Don't mind him.

    I had such a crap night and morning. I wanted to crawl back into bed and hide, but then I thought about it....I can't control everything that goes wrong, I just have to deal with it. So I decided not to let what happen get me down anymore. I know it's easier said then done, but sometimes you just have to change your way of thinking.

    Things always get better, I bet a new dream job will come along for you! and house stuff sucks, we just spent a crap load on repairs.

    I hope the rest of your Friday gets better ((hugs))
  • WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr
    WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr Posts: 2,150 Member
    Sorry to hear you're having a bad time, it will get better, just keep looking for the light at the end of the tunnel.

    Best I can do to make you laugh since I totally stink at jokes (I know two and one needs context) so here goes:

    What do you call a bellydancer with a sword?
    Answer posted separately
  • WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr
    WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr Posts: 2,150 Member
    A veiled threat

    (See told you I totally stink at jokes!)
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.

    well dang , i'm not sure that was necessary.
    anywho- Op: there's tons of threads that will make you laugh :)
  • ar_smith
    ar_smith Posts: 8
    Do you like Cookie Monster? My daughter sent me this link today to cheer me up. It worked for me, but I'm pretty immature. :smile:

    http://via.me/-2xzsa6e#sBixqd4mlwgrpJTA.01
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    kanga.gif

    hahahah!!!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    You could be this guy. ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqewxdb063I
  • swhite1209
    swhite1209 Posts: 26 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.

    WOW that was mean.
  • RadiantxReality
    RadiantxReality Posts: 27 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.

    Who peed in your protein shake this morning? Sheesh.


    Hope your day gets better OP!
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/Victorio-Kitchen-Products-Banana-Slicer/dp/B001F5STWU/ref=sr_1_cc_3?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1345830901&sr=1-3-catcorr&keywords=banana+slicer

    If you have some time to play around on the internet, go read the reviews to this product on Amazon - they are funny.

    I read another one too, that was even funnier. I'm trying to remember the product and I'll post if I do
  • Francesca3162
    Francesca3162 Posts: 520 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.

    Wow, who pooped on your pop tart this morning?
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    Okay, I've heard of tough love, but sometimes all a person wants is a little coddling and support.

    I'm lousy at jokes, but when I desperately need a bright spot... this does it for me.

    Tim Conway's Siamese elephant story
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY
  • swhite1209
    swhite1209 Posts: 26 Member
    I hope ur day gets better. I dont know what to do to cheer u up other than to say karma will pay the smart A that posted the rude comment back. u should be feeling better just thinking about that.
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    oh, found it! it is the Yodeling Pickle. The reviews on this one are a crack up too:

    http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11761-Yodelling-Pickle/dp/B0010VS078/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1345831026&sr=1-1&keywords=pickle
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    OHHh and another one that ALWAYS makes me cheer up *NO MATTER WHAT*

    Go to Youtube and search for laughing babies.

    Those never fail to give me a smile.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/Victorio-Kitchen-Products-Banana-Slicer/dp/B001F5STWU/ref=sr_1_cc_3?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1345830901&sr=1-3-catcorr&keywords=banana+slicer

    If you have some time to play around on the internet, go read the reviews to this product on Amazon - they are funny.

    I read another one too, that was even funnier. I'm trying to remember the product and I'll post if I do

    Priceless
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    Lone Wolf. . .this is how ladies deal. . .we vent, talk and move on. If ya' can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Clearly you were raised as a lone wolf our your momma would've taught you that!!


    I'm sorry that the job didn't work out. That's always a kick in the teeth.

    I think WE are the annoying neighbors (well my kids anyway) so I'll apologize for them. Sorry!!! We suck and we don't do much to correct it!!!

    And houses suck. Appliances, roofs, windows, hot water heaters. . .they SUCK, too!!!

    Go for a nice run, walk, or do some retail therapy!! A new sports bra or top always makes me feel better!!!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    If you'e vegetarian or vegan, you may want to skip this...
    My brother-in-law's mother, lets call her Susan, was a little girl when her parents decided they wanted to raise some chickens. (this was back in the 50's I think)
    Anyway, they set them up in a pen on their acreage so they could be somewhat free range, and things were going well for a few weeks.
    About that time, Susan's mother decided to clean out the cold storage room, and get rid of any canned fruit, veg, pickles, etc. that were a couple of years old. They threw out a bunch, cleaned the room, and suddenly had to leave the house for the rest of the day.

    They came home around dinner time, and found all their new chickens were dead! They realized they must have gotten into the compost pile of old canned food and died of food poisoning. Well, they were thrifty, and didn't want these chickens to go to waste, so even though they couldn't eat the meat, they could at least harvest the feathers to make pillows out of. So they plucked all the chickens, and were done with the last couple when the chickens started waking up. They weren't dead, after all. They had eaten some fermented cherries and gotten drunk and passed out. (as best as they could figure out) Well, now they had drunk, hungover chickens, and they didnt want to butcher them just yet, because they werent really big yet, and it was getting cold out, so the mother told Susan and her sister to go in the house and collect all their doll clothes. They put the doll clothes on the chickens to keep them warm at night. So they had these hungover, dressed up chickens wandering around their yard for a few more weeks until they were big enough to butcher. And that is my drunk chicken story.
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    That's called life. Deal with it. Dont rely on others to buck you up....pull yourself up and good things happen.

    Rude! ^

    I wouldn't pay attention to that. These past few weeks have been kicking my butt too.

    Try to go for a nice long walk and clear your mind. Thing will get better, everything comes in seasons. They pass :smile:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Lone Wolf. . .this is how ladies deal. . .we vent, talk and move on. If ya' can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Clearly you were raised as a lone wolf our your momma would've taught you that!!


    Oh I thought they went and bought shoes?

    but, I digress...I thought women preferred honesty?
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    If you'e vegetarian or vegan, you may want to skip this...
    My brother-in-law's mother, lets call her Susan, was a little girl when her parents decided they wanted to raise some chickens. (this was back in the 50's I think)
    Anyway, they set them up in a pen on their acreage so they could be somewhat free range, and things were going well for a few weeks.
    About that time, Susan's mother decided to clean out the cold storage room, and get rid of any canned fruit, veg, pickles, etc. that were a couple of years old. They threw out a bunch, cleaned the room, and suddenly had to leave the house for the rest of the day.

    They came home around dinner time, and found all their new chickens were dead! They realized they must have gotten into the compost pile of old canned food and died of food poisoning. Well, they were thrifty, and didn't want these chickens to go to waste, so even though they couldn't eat the meat, they could at least harvest the feathers to make pillows out of. So they plucked all the chickens, and were done with the last couple when the chickens started waking up. They weren't dead, after all. They had eaten some fermented cherries and gotten drunk and passed out. (as best as they could figure out) Well, now they had drunk, hungover chickens, and they didnt want to butcher them just yet, because they werent really big yet, and it was getting cold out, so the mother told Susan and her sister to go in the house and collect all their doll clothes. They put the doll clothes on the chickens to keep them warm at night. So they had these hungover, dressed up chickens wandering around their yard for a few more weeks until they were big enough to butcher. And that is my drunk chicken story.

    I ain't even havin' a bad day and this made me SNORT!!!! Too funny!!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Lone Wolf. . .this is how ladies deal. . .we vent, talk and move on. If ya' can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Clearly you were raised as a lone wolf our your momma would've taught you that!!


    Oh I thought they went and bought shoes?

    but, I digress...I thought women preferred honesty?

    Hmmm, funny from your first comment I was thinking that YOU THOUGHT women preferred *kitten*. Guess we were both wrong.
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    Lone Wolf. . .this is how ladies deal. . .we vent, talk and move on. If ya' can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Clearly you were raised as a lone wolf our your momma would've taught you that!!


    Oh I thought they went and bought shoes?

    but, I digress...I thought women preferred honesty?

    Honesty, yes. Boorishness, No!
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    Heck, you don't even have to leave MFP to get cheered up. This thread had me TOTALLY DYING about an hour ago...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/717124-autocorrects-gonna-getcha

    Hope things get better and you feel better soon! {{ hugs }}
  • tessex
    tessex Posts: 15 Member
    Some days just don't seem fair. I have not had a bad day like yours but I am not happy as well. I have worked hard this week to see a weight gain. I wanted to cry but I remember to count my blessings. Hang in there, things will look up.
  • daisiemae123
    daisiemae123 Posts: 277 Member
    Do you like Cookie Monster? My daughter sent me this link today to cheer me up. It worked for me, but I'm pretty immature. :smile:

    http://via.me/-2xzsa6e#sBixqd4mlwgrpJTA.01

    ^This!
    A friend sent it to me last week and I couldn't help but laugh.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Heck, you don't even have to leave MFP to get cheered up. This thread had me TOTALLY DYING about an hour ago...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/717124-autocorrects-gonna-getcha

    Hope things get better and you feel better soon! {{ hugs }}
    YAYYYY!!!!!!!!! Glad I could help :)

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