Exercise type - s e x

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  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.

    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:

    I don't believe much guys say! :wink:

    I'll respect you in the morning. :flowerforyou: :smooched:
  • terizz
    terizz Posts: 2
    How many calories does LOL burn, because I laughed a ton at this thread :)
  • Mitzimum
    Mitzimum Posts: 163 Member
    hahaha lmfao, I've been wondering this for ages and been logging it as brisk walking... its really awkward when people comment on my 'great walk' ... SO going to log it now though just to see what people say :D
  • terizz
    terizz Posts: 2
    I just logged 30 minutes of love making as my exercise.. I just couldn't help myself LOL.. My only friend on my site will probably be like :0
  • celticmedic
    celticmedic Posts: 66 Member
    A dixie cup is a sufficient container! :)
  • kris_root_2014
    kris_root_2014 Posts: 34 Member
    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"

    LMAO!!! :drinker:
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    Can someone give me the calories burnt for 3 min of fun
  • Polskastar
    Polskastar Posts: 3
    This "thread" probably caused me to burn more calories from laughing than 30min on my elliptical!!!
    LOL it was awesome! I just labeled my "SEXERCISE" as Salsa and Mambo dance lessons.
    It was pretty funny because I posted and my 2 female friends at work congratulated me on my dance lessons!!
    HAHAHAHA
  • tara7779
    tara7779 Posts: 20
    Also surprised sperm isn't added to the food area; I'm sure this could help some people reach their protein intake calories. LOL!


    Lol!! Ewwwww...
  • Jerkface79
    Jerkface79 Posts: 1 Member
    Isn't cum in there for 7 calories per 1 squirt?
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    This thread is hilarious. I log sex under a pseudonym, but one MFP friend figured it out.
  • NBBorg
    NBBorg Posts: 38
    What the heck is going on in here again.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1050372-semen
  • ardorrequiem
    ardorrequiem Posts: 70
    I say boo to all these people who say that sex doesn't burn calories. If you're excited, your heart is racing, and you're sweating... you're burning calories. I would think of it as low impact aerobics. I guess I'm one of those lucky ladies where I actually would be logging 2 hours of time on the daily. :P

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