Sidesteal

ECA67
ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
where are you ??? I miss you. We miss you !
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  • cakelady69
    cakelady69 Posts: 228
    miss him too. He just up and gone the other day. Hope he is doing well. Miss your posts :(
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    Please fr me when you come back.
  • jerbear67
    jerbear67 Posts: 247 Member
    I hear he deactivated his profile to become a MFP mod and that he will be back soon!
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    As his pimp, I can assure you he is not mod material LOL. He'll be back. He suffered a Juicy Lucy burn and deactivated temporarily until he could recuperate and return to dancing. We had a pretty rough night at the club; required a sabbatical... He'll pop up again soon.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    He wouldn't be a mod if they paid him in boobs.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    Okay, damn. I didn't want to tell this because I thought people would get mad at me... I feel asleep on the last night the club was open. Things were JUMPIN! Next day, I make my pick up. MY MONEY WAS SHORT. I shot him in the leg as an example to Sublog and Bulletproofmexican. I also wanted to use intimidation to get Taso into my harem. He can't dance on crutches, so why be here?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I was thinking about him this morning when I was in the shower. I miss his goofy *kitten*!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    i think that was my fault Crystal, I was doing some of the entertainment for the peeps in line for free. In my defense, it was my first night workin' the line, I swear I'll do better next time! Q and Marnie kept distracting me....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    He's doing an audition for Magic Mike 2........:laugh:

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  • DixiedoesMFP
    DixiedoesMFP Posts: 935 Member
    That Juicy Lucy burn was some bad *kitten*. And his pimp is hardcore....won't cut a man no slack!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I heard he was called back to his home planet of Beefcakeonia.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I was serving drinks that night.
    May have over poured to a few of the ladies...
    They got a lil aggressive and things got out of hand.
    He will be okay and return shortly.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    He's a heck of a guy, incredibly helpful, and great for a laugh.


    But mostly he needs to come back because his man-whoring made mine look tame and acceptable.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    what!? he was just here!!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I heard he quit MFP to become a professional animal balloon maker.....
  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    come back Patrick!!!!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    Okay, damn. I didn't want to tell this because I thought people would get mad at me... I feel asleep on the last night the club was open. Things were JUMPIN! Next day, I make my pick up. MY MONEY WAS SHORT. I shot him in the leg as an example to Sublog and Bulletproofmexican. I also wanted to use intimidation to get Taso into my harem. He can't dance on crutches, so why be here?

    Crystal!!! What happened to just "five across the eye"!?!?!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Who?







    (I keed! I keed! I've heard of the guy...)
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    He's a heck of a guy, incredibly helpful, and great for a laugh.


    But mostly he needs to come back because his man-whoring made mine look tame and acceptable.

    Brett, should you need representation, PM me. I don't typically shoot my Man*****es, I just needed that money for a gambling debt. Those bridge ladies would have broken my fingers.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    I was serving drinks that night.
    May have over poured to a few of the ladies...
    They got a lil aggressive and things got out of hand.
    He will be okay and return shortly.

    And I am still waiting for my tequila Cliff!
  • AddictedtoAerosmith
    AddictedtoAerosmith Posts: 186 Member
    Sidesteal! Miss those profile pics and your charm....
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    sadface mcgee.

    i bet he just activated a new account is spying on us to make sure we create threads devoted to him :)
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    He's a heck of a guy, incredibly helpful, and great for a laugh.


    But mostly he needs to come back because his man-whoring made mine look tame and acceptable.

    Brett, should you need representation, PM me. I don't typically shoot my Man*****es, I just needed that money for a gambling debt. Those bridge ladies would have broken my fingers.

    I saw the work you did with SS. You pimped that boy out hard until he was a broken man who could barely hold back the tears as he gyrated for filthy singles.


    Friend request sent.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Crystal is awesome by the way.
  • mandy_lynn
    mandy_lynn Posts: 165 Member
    I admit to checking daily to see if he's back.

    Also, can I get directions to this club??
  • MotorCityFemmeFatale
    MotorCityFemmeFatale Posts: 222 Member
    He took a break. He will be back.

    I missed him right away! :frown: I went through withdrawals and had to request more lifting friends who knew their stuff in his absence. :laugh:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I admired him from afar...but never got up the nerve to send a FR. :blushing:
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    Glad it wasn't me ! I closed down the club that night with Sidesteal. I swear nothing happened !!! :-)~
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    Yeah, I even sent him an application to work at Sidesteal Enterprises, too! He was going to run it by Crystal .. that's the last I heard. He better friend me again because I deleted him off my list when he deactivated. And next time, give us a warning!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Okay, damn. I didn't want to tell this because I thought people would get mad at me... I feel asleep on the last night the club was open. Things were JUMPIN! Next day, I make my pick up. MY MONEY WAS SHORT. I shot him in the leg as an example to Sublog and Bulletproofmexican. I also wanted to use intimidation to get Taso into my harem. He can't dance on crutches, so why be here?

    Not to second guess your swagger, but how is shooting someone going to be an example to someone who is bulletproof?