7 Sexy Ways To Burn Calories

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  • xLaPetiteFille
    xLaPetiteFille Posts: 76
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    I burn 400 calories/hour chasing terrified women in the park.

    Please, i could use the stalking-service. Assuming the women are walking twice the rate you are. 800 cals plox..
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Didn't getting dumped by the boyfriend make the list? (:

    I went hulk, broke dishes, cried, stabbed a watermelon. five times.

    poor watermelon next time just stab the man less cruel (kidding I kid I kid)
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Didn't getting dumped by the boyfriend make the list? (:

    I went hulk, broke dishes, cried, stabbed a watermelon. five times.

    poor watermelon next time just stab the man less cruel (kidding I kid I kid)
    :laugh: :laugh:
    You are awesome. :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
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    I wear my HRM during sex- overall it averages out to 2 cals per minute - 3 cals for extremely vigorous activity.

    This made me laugh..not that you wore once to see..but like ... all the time? ?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    OK fine if you all want to log your copulation calories then go ahead, but please promise me that when you dont lose any weight you wont make a post about how you dont understand it you have raunchy, sweaty, up against the wall, hair pulling coitus 21 times a week burn 1000kcals every session and havent lost a pound. Promise me you'll spare us from that?
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    If this was accurate, I'd never have to run another mile.

    But there's no way heavy petting burns more than a 5K. The only way it would burn more is if I was kick boxing the guy in between smooches.
  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
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    Do I need a partner for all this??

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