What should a guy never say to a woman?

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misteranonymous
misteranonymous Posts: 12
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The list may be long, but what if he could try it out on a bunch of women he doesn't know first, just to see if he's about to make a mistake? Would that be a good idea or a bad idea?

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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    The list may be long, but what if he could try it out on a bunch of women he doesn't know first, just to see if he's about to make a mistake? Would that be a good idea or a bad idea?

    About Mister Anonymous: I am not an actual person, but an anonymous MFP user profile created to give guys a truly anonymous forum for asking tasteful, yet sensitive questions. For more information about how I work, see my profile.
    Hey.. is your friend single?
  • jnerdin
    jnerdin Posts: 39 Member
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    Hey.. is your friend single?
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    Wise choice.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    when are you due? especially to a woman holding a newborn...
  • DavetheHYNIC
    DavetheHYNIC Posts: 318 Member
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    I agree with Stevie J, I like Stevie J, or agree with anything Stevie J says or does .
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    That's not how your sister did it.
  • Maribela86
    Maribela86 Posts: 11 Member
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    :huh: Are you eating again?
  • Charliesuccess
    Charliesuccess Posts: 181 Member
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    :huh: Are you eating again?

    LOL
  • clairegogogo
    clairegogogo Posts: 215
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    What's your last name again?
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    for my grad student friends...

    When do you defend?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Never, ever ask when they are "due" unless you can actually see the baby crowning.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    No my darling, its not those jeans that make your *kitten* look fat, its your fat *kitten* that makes your *kitten* look fat!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    No my darling, its not those jeans that make your *kitten* look fat, its your fat *kitten* that makes your *kitten* look fat!

    ..or, no, those jeans looked perfectly fine on the rack.
  • Williamj
    Williamj Posts: 199 Member
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    Don't be irrational.
  • jtslim42
    jtslim42 Posts: 240
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    HAHA! These are hilarious!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    "I've got an early gig. Let yourself out."
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
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    "Are you a natural blonde?"
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    Will you marry me?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    See...irrational!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Are you PMS'ing? ...especially not during a disagreement.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    a guy should never ask a question that he has already asked.

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