What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    LOL....There is no rug.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    HOLY SHEEEYITTT!! That's NOT why its called a blow job!!!
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...
    and the answer is??
  • FoxyMcDeadlift
    FoxyMcDeadlift Posts: 771 Member
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    Anything.
  • philOHIO
    philOHIO Posts: 520 Member
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    Anything I say to my wife at any given moment.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Last Summer I got this super cute tank (or so I thought...) and as I was putting it on to go out one night my boyfriend said, "Wow, you wear that all the time!"
    LOL! I wasn't too sure how to take that!
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 626 Member
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    "ever thought about getting some implants?"
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    There are a ton of funny statements, but here are a few missing ones:

    My ex-girl friend (did that too, liked this restaurant, or gave me that as a present).

    When was our anniversary?

    No, your mother can't come to dinner with us.....

    Don't go shopping today.

    I don't want to see that stupid Vampire movie, stop asking me to take you.

    Who's your hot, new friend? Oh, my friends wanted to know.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    "ever thought about getting some implants?"

    LMAO...somewhere out there, there is a guy that can pull that question off. I am not that guy.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    You look like my Ex.....
  • Vizhen
    Vizhen Posts: 10 Member
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    "It's that time of the month?" or anything along those lines dealing with her behavior and time of the month whether it is that time or not. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER mention it. EVER!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?

    Where's the fun in just telling you? Wouldn't you rather figure it out for yourself? ;)
  • docdrd
    docdrd Posts: 174 Member
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    Have you thought about (fill in the exercise she used to do) .... your thighs aren't looking as toned as they used to
  • shani251
    shani251 Posts: 145 Member
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    How about "what are you up to now?" (referring to weight)

    :noway: :grumble:
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    I didn't mean to sleep with her...
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Anything that isn't a yes or no question. Otherwise you are abut to have a conversation about a bunch of **** you care nothing about.
  • nangel4u
    nangel4u Posts: 119
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    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

    Exactly!!!!!! LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AriesGrl
    AriesGrl Posts: 174 Member
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    When texting... "k"
    OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DESPISED THE "K" TEXT....LOL

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