Signs you need a vacation...
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When out of habit you tell a guy "wassup honey!" >.<
True story
or saying "Thanks love" to the same freaking person. He didn't even remotely looked feminine lol but I sure did got very odd look from him0 -
The other morning I was in such a hurry and must have been spacing out, that when I went to heat up the kids' oatmeal, I forgot to put the bowl in the microwave first. It went thru the whole heating cycle, beeped, I opened the door and was like, "Where the eff is the oatmeal?!" Turned around and it was sitting on the counter.0
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when you look like your passport photo.0
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You call another office and after they answer, you say
"National U.S. - Arab Chamber of Commerce, how may I help you?"
Luckily it was someone at head office I was calling and not a client or member. I just got laughed at by my boss.0 -
The other morning I was in such a hurry and must have been spacing out, that when I went to heat up the kids' oatmeal, I forgot to put the bowl in the microwave first. It went thru the whole heating cycle, beeped, I opened the door and was like, "Where the eff is the oatmeal?!" Turned around and it was sitting on the counter.
could have been worse, you could have accidnetally put a kid in there.0 -
Once before hanging up I said "I love you"0
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You call another office and after they answer, you say
"National U.S. - Arab Chamber of Commerce, how may I help you?"
Luckily it was someone at head office I was calling and not a client or member. I just got laughed at by my boss.
how about saying this - but forgetting to answer the phone!0 -
When you can't remember the names of any of the last 3 patients you just saw..............0
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The other morning I was in such a hurry and must have been spacing out, that when I went to heat up the kids' oatmeal, I forgot to put the bowl in the microwave first. It went thru the whole heating cycle, beeped, I opened the door and was like, "Where the eff is the oatmeal?!" Turned around and it was sitting on the counter.
Or when You leave your keys in the bloody fridge and look for it all over home >.<0 -
happened this morning:
walked into the office grabbed my coffee mug and when to the Keurig coffee thingy, and brewed a cup... without putting in a new coffee pod.0 -
When I get within striking distance to throttling a coworker, then I know it's time to hide for a few days.0
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I started to drive to work yesterday but, I forgot to unhook the boat from the Suburban. Too tired.0
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Ok part 2
There is a keypad lock for the bathroom... I just typed in my SSN (not the code).
I need food or a vacation. Both preferably.0 -
I answered the phone here at work and said " Hi this is ***** what can I do to you".0
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When you answer your home or cell phone with the same greeting you use at work!!0
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Can someone please tell me what a vacation is?0
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The other morning I was in such a hurry and must have been spacing out, that when I went to heat up the kids' oatmeal, I forgot to put the bowl in the microwave first. It went thru the whole heating cycle, beeped, I opened the door and was like, "Where the eff is the oatmeal?!" Turned around and it was sitting on the counter.
Or when You leave your keys in the bloody fridge and look for it all over home >.<
That reminds me of when you are searching frantically for your cell phone and realize you're talking on it. I've done this more times than I'd like to admit.0 -
When you're away from work but somehow think you're hearing the work phone ring at home.0
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When you answer your "home" (or cell phone) saying, "Thank you for calling; how may I help you today?"0
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Once before hanging up I said "I love you"
I've done that at work.0
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