Your funniest quote.
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My daughter mixed What the Heck? and What in the World? together one time to become our family's favorite saying:
"What the heck in the world?"
Also, one time her dad was watching TV - the amazing race and they were on a safari - and he yelled out "I call B.S!" And this same daughter without hesitation yelled "I call Elephants!"
So yeah, those 2 have stuck in our house! HAHA0 -
A little dirty one
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.0 -
Don't sweat the petty things, and definitely never pet the sweaty things.0
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TEAMWORK - pretending to get along with people who suck, to reach a common goal that is stupid.0
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There is too much blood in my caffeine stream!0
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