The calories don't count if....

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  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
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    The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.

    and i was wondering what the other half was doing in the shower last night by licking the plughole! lol :noway:
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
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    The biscuits were already broken, cos all the calories will have evaporated.

    (I've literally just done this - now, who's go the webcam in our office kitchen?)
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    "Pics, or it didn't happen." So don't have your picture taken while eating.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
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    They don't count if you eat really really fast.
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
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    ..... you stand on one leg to eat cos engaging your core to balance uses like a gasquillion-gillion calories, right?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :-(

    You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













    Please?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :-(

    You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













    Please?

    How bout some cute instead?

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    How bout some cute instead?

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    SQUEEEEE!
  • MissJenova
    MissJenova Posts: 258
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    ...if you eat them after you finish your diary for the day :glasses:
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
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    If you eat something from someone else's plate!!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    They definitely don't count when you eat with your eyes shut.
  • EmmaM2211
    EmmaM2211 Posts: 536 Member
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    you ate them while cooking...a chef has to taste their creation right....at least 30times "just to be sure" its good...
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Slimming World/Weight Watchers/*insert money making diet firm here* says they are "free" foods :laugh:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    ...you think really good thoughts while you eat it... I hope.
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
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    your taking a *kitten* while eating at the same time.
  • iuew
    iuew Posts: 624 Member
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    ....they are from broken cracker pieces and not a full cracker. lol
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,738 Member
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    You didn't pay for the food.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    if they are being licked from the spatula. :tongue:

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