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The calories don't count if....

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  • knowephecs
    knowephecs Posts: 1 Member
    you eat it with something healthy.
    When they reach the stomach, the carrot says "it's cool man, he's with me"
  • lesliefb
    lesliefb Posts: 88 Member
    LMAO... It definitely doesn't count if it was off of someone else's plate and was "just a couple of bites". Definitely.
  • Amymp72
    Amymp72 Posts: 10 Member
    It is during a Packer game!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    its simple it does count on a sunday. sundays a day of rest. its in the bible so it cant be wrong
  • perpetual98
    perpetual98 Posts: 90
    If you just licked the tip.

    Wait. What?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    ...you eat anything within 24 hours of having sex.

    (Been trying to sell my wife on that one for years.)
  • lilangel317
    lilangel317 Posts: 46 Member
    It doesn't count if you pray over it! After all God's blessed it so the calories are gone.
  • al369
    al369 Posts: 170 Member
    If I burned calories I didn't log that day...like sex or a short walk. Or going to the playground with my kid. It totally evens out. :D
  • kddruckenmiller
    kddruckenmiller Posts: 114 Member
    you're sick. It's getting to be that time of the year again so today I am sitting on my couch inhaling chips. Which also are fine if you happen to have two servings instead of one. I mean they're all broken so who really knows?!
  • emmagallo
    emmagallo Posts: 23
    ...you drink a gallon of water after you've eaten. Water cancels everything out!
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    ...I have already finished logging for the day.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    they came in a shot glass or from a heavy glass bottle.
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    when you go home to visit family and/or when Mom cooks!
    99 days!
  • LALOCHA34
    LALOCHA34 Posts: 340 Member
    when you go home to visit family and/or when Mom cooks!
    99 days!

    TOMORROW is 99 DAYS!!!

    eda: The dry erase board doesn't lie!
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    when you go home to visit family and/or when Mom cooks!
    99 days!

    TOMORROW is 99 DAYS!!!

    eda: The dry erase board doesn't lie!

    its not true unless its "posted to FB" true.
    SORRY!

    Edit- FB not BF. oh sorry.
  • ahartery9891
    ahartery9891 Posts: 139 Member
    If it's sushi!! I can't get enough!
  • blushingmama
    blushingmama Posts: 111 Member
    if it's raw ... like cookie dough or brownie mix. the calories only count when it's cooked... right?
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    "Pics, or it didn't happen." So don't have your picture taken while eating.

    I was just thinking the same thing!

    :wink:
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    you eat it with something healthy.
    When they reach the stomach, the carrot says "it's cool man, he's with me"

    hahahaha
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