The calories don't count if....

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  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 530 Member
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    Everyone KNOWS the calories don't count if you drink a diet coke with it. LOL
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
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    Im eating it out of the measuring cup!
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
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    Whenever I decide they don't count! :D Hopefully, I'm gonna splurge on Halloween candy this year.
  • Chris6111729
    Chris6111729 Posts: 9
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    you chase it with water!!
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
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    Your watching the football game! No rules baby!
  • KimberlyDCZ
    KimberlyDCZ Posts: 525 Member
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    If it's a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion.
    Also, if you lick the spatula, or "taste" from someone elses plate.
  • danwood2
    danwood2 Posts: 291 Member
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    They don't count if you eat really really fast.

    ^^^^ this... I was going to say this one as well but you beat me to it! :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
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    If it's broken, the calories have all spilled out.
  • timeforachange2011
    timeforachange2011 Posts: 155
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    I've already closed out my diary on MFP for the day.... :)
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
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    love this! cracking me up. :)

    if it's less than a tsp of something, it doesn't count. i mean, come on how are you supposed to log that?
    "0.000023 tsp cookie dough"
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
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    If you had diet coke with it!
  • jordalyssa94
    jordalyssa94 Posts: 45
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    if it's in liquid form.. beer's only a drink and vodka looks like water ......... (university life problems -.-)
  • janlee_001
    janlee_001 Posts: 309 Member
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    How bout some cute instead?

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    I love it.

    Y'all are making me burn my entire days worth of calories laughing at these responses :wink:
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    I nibbled it while cooking.
  • BogQueen1
    BogQueen1 Posts: 320 Member
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    How bout some cute instead?

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    RAWR! HULK KITTEH SMASH!!
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    ...it's cheesecake after midnight because that's not food - it's therapy.
  • kd_mazur
    kd_mazur Posts: 569 Member
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    same with COOKIES... (: (if they're broken....they dont count.)

    Yes, when you break them the cals fall out lol:)
  • fredd500
    fredd500 Posts: 106 Member
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    If you wash it down with a diet Coke
  • amyhoss
    amyhoss Posts: 414 Member
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    It's your birthday!
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
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    If my eyes are closed when I eat it.......

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