The calories don't count if....

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  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 526 Member
    Everyone KNOWS the calories don't count if you drink a diet coke with it. LOL
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Im eating it out of the measuring cup!
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    Whenever I decide they don't count! :D Hopefully, I'm gonna splurge on Halloween candy this year.
  • Chris6111729
    Chris6111729 Posts: 6 Member
    you chase it with water!!
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
    Your watching the football game! No rules baby!
  • KimberlyDCZ
    KimberlyDCZ Posts: 525 Member
    If it's a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion.
    Also, if you lick the spatula, or "taste" from someone elses plate.
  • danwood2
    danwood2 Posts: 291 Member
    They don't count if you eat really really fast.

    ^^^^ this... I was going to say this one as well but you beat me to it! :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
    If it's broken, the calories have all spilled out.
  • timeforachange2011
    timeforachange2011 Posts: 155
    I've already closed out my diary on MFP for the day.... :)
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    love this! cracking me up. :)

    if it's less than a tsp of something, it doesn't count. i mean, come on how are you supposed to log that?
    "0.000023 tsp cookie dough"
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
    If you had diet coke with it!
  • jordalyssa94
    jordalyssa94 Posts: 45
    if it's in liquid form.. beer's only a drink and vodka looks like water ......... (university life problems -.-)
  • janlee_001
    janlee_001 Posts: 309 Member
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    How bout some cute instead?

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    I love it.

    Y'all are making me burn my entire days worth of calories laughing at these responses :wink:
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    I nibbled it while cooking.
  • BogQueen1
    BogQueen1 Posts: 320 Member
    How bout some cute instead?

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    RAWR! HULK KITTEH SMASH!!
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    ...it's cheesecake after midnight because that's not food - it's therapy.
  • kd_mazur
    kd_mazur Posts: 569 Member
    same with COOKIES... (: (if they're broken....they dont count.)

    Yes, when you break them the cals fall out lol:)
  • fredd500
    fredd500 Posts: 106 Member
    If you wash it down with a diet Coke
  • amyhoss
    amyhoss Posts: 414 Member
    It's your birthday!
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
    If my eyes are closed when I eat it.......
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    If you burn the wrapper, no one sees you eating it and you brush your teeth after......
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    It's your birthday!
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    if you eat it AFTER you have a salad...they canx each other out.... sum total = 0
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    ...I can eat it in the car before I get back to work.

    ...no one saw it.

    ...I pretend it never happened.
  • ncprasad
    ncprasad Posts: 32 Member
    If I plan to exercise an extra 10 mins tomorrow...
  • Katy285
    Katy285 Posts: 18
    It doesnt count when I "have" to eat the rest of my kids' food. They're full but I can't just throw the food away! Its usually just a spoonful or two or three :)
  • bulbadoof
    bulbadoof Posts: 1,058 Member
    Cookie crumbs left over at the end of the box (I mean, technically I've already logged the cookies as eaten - it's accounted for!)
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    Simple MATH
    If you break/cut it in half, it halves the calories, right? So just keep halving until it is a bunch of crumbs (this can also be accomplished by chewing a minimum of 32 times! Which SHOULD put you into the negative calorie realm with all of the facial muscles involved...) and then when you are down to .00000009 calories...simply round to the nearest tenth. VOILA...zero calorie cookies/cakes/pies/WHATEVER!!!!

    If my son "Sheldon" was here, I'd pester him to put the equation down for y'all. But he isn't. So I hope my overly simplistic explanation is sufficient. ("Jesus is OK with it, but don't tell Dad.")
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
    When I am stressed
  • LALOCHA34
    LALOCHA34 Posts: 340 Member
    when you go home to visit family and/or when Mom cooks!

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