The calories don't count if....

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  • rachelbethany
    rachelbethany Posts: 211 Member
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    . . . I'm too drunk to care. (I'll probably be puking the next morning anyway.) LOL . . . this is rare, but I'm still in college, so it happens sometimes. :D
  • rachelbethany
    rachelbethany Posts: 211 Member
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    ....they are from broken cracker pieces and not a full cracker. lol
    And THIS. haha, I do this with chips too often.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I Googled "Calories don't count" & found this...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGzLAatfXW6wtSW0mWeHIO5kCjzqFgnFxnuFCI6l_QCzLeIoutbJgFDAbFVA

    So this means, I can eat this guilt free, right?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    ...if I'm pickng off someone else's plate.
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    If you walk in place while eating...

    true story my husband did this while eating a piece of pie once! I video taped it and put it on fb! He has lost 90lbs though so it must work!!
  • ninisez30
    ninisez30 Posts: 101 Member
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    If you eat them while holding your nose, there is no calories if you can't taste.....right????
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    If you had good intentions.
    If you are eating with make-believe friends.
    If it's not in the database.
    If you just licked the tip.
    If you ate less than half.
    If you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
  • awadm
    awadm Posts: 252
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    Calories don't count if you realize you've gone WAAAAAY over your goal for the day. You just pretend it never happened, and start over the next day :bigsmile:
  • HeinzPrincess
    HeinzPrincess Posts: 92
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    I told my bf, "It wasn't cheating. It was really little."

    Luckily I was referring to food, but uh...that really did come out of my mouth.
  • HeinzPrincess
    HeinzPrincess Posts: 92
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    You didn't pay for the food.

    Actually said that last weekend. As a joke, of course.
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
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    the refrigerator/freezer door is still open
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
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    ... your daughter doesn't finish her dinner, so you finish it for her. :D
  • BLangelita
    BLangelita Posts: 1
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    same with COOKIES... (: (if they're broken....they dont count.)
  • KaidaKantri
    KaidaKantri Posts: 401
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    My birthday or thanksgiving. :)
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    ... you cut the food or break it apart. That makes the calories fall out.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
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    When you drink from the milk jug or take a sip of someone elses drink.
  • chroniclesofthinoholic
    chroniclesofthinoholic Posts: 143 Member
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    ...I closed my office door and then hid behind the wall to eat it.


    can't beat that :laugh:
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
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    ... you don't enter in your log.
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
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    "Pics, or it didn't happen." So don't have your picture taken while eating.

    I was just thinking the same thing!
  • gangsterfurious
    gangsterfurious Posts: 56
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    Hahaha OMG I LOVE your weight progress graphic.

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