Hey yall
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Cliff has a purdy mouth.0
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Dude you sound creepy as hell, this isn't okcupid or match.com, back off!0
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:blushing:Hilarious..
Poor Ben. He justs wants to compliment the ladies and make sandwiches that are accurately calculated.
COME ONE PEOPLE.
It's all in fun....how many calories in a bacon sandwich?
Oh and LALOCHA34 you are very pretty as well.
Ben told me to say that!
Indeed it is, calories in a bacon sandwich? That is tough to say..is the bacon chewy or crispy? Did you pat the extra grease? Do you eat it with Lettuce and Tomato? Did you trim the fat and/or cut the crust off your bread? I need more details.
We need more BEN's in the world. Oh and tell Ben thank you.
Okay center cut, crust on, no tomato, 1 layer lettuce, Miracle Whip.
And there was NO DABBING the grease off!
Now hold me....Ben said that too. Not him, hold me
Okay Cliff, drop the bacon and call the creeper police hotline. :laugh:
I don't have to call them. The ankle bracelet just went off.
Hurry hold me!
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Some phone apps have a bar code reader so you can scan the barcode on the back of the packaging and plug in the serving size, then it will calculate the macros for you.
How do you log your breakfast and dinner? Lunch is generally the same....0 -
there's nothing wrong with calculating sammichesAm I the only one to find this thread a little creepy?
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erinbeth7 is very pretty.....and I mean that in a not gonna peep outside your bedroom window while you get ready to fall asleep....and not in the I keep brushrolls of your hair and make them into little balls of erinbeth7's to cuddle up next to kind of way \m/0 -
I'm just posting in here to see if anyone thinks I am pretty.0
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I'm just posting in here to see if anyone thinks I am pretty.
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I'm just posting in here to see if anyone thinks I am pretty.
Mustbetherows you are very pretty. Would you like to have a sandwich with me and Cliff and Jack?0 -
Cliff has a purdy mouth.
That is cause I work out.
I can lift a fork over my head and stuff.
You are very pretty _the_feniks_.
but not in a "Hey how long can you hold your ankles kind of way"!0 -
I'm just posting in here to see if anyone thinks I am pretty.
Mustbetherows you are very pretty. Would you like to have a sandwich with me and Cliff and Jack?
HA!! he'll be in the middle! let me get a Tea bag right quick for ya.0 -
sammiches are fun to make
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ms steel you are very very very pretty.....and i mean that in a nonstalker noncreeping not gonna hang outside your window while you shower kind of way \m/
Is that only because you will be outside the bathroom door, peaking through the key hole?0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?0
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wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.0 -
It is a secret formula known only by the great Earl of Sandwich himself.
I LOL'd.0 -
I hope you guys are taking into consideration the calories in the air as he's eating, and the calories he will be pooping out. I can see why he's so confused.0
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wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
1 pumps or 2?0 -
SHHHHHHHHHH!!! \m/sammiches are fun to make
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ms steel you are very very very pretty.....and i mean that in a nonstalker noncreeping not gonna hang outside your window while you shower kind of way \m/
Is that only because you will be outside the bathroom door, peaking through the key hole?0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
What if I don't have mayo?0 -
Okay, like for example, I just ate turkey and cheese sandwich, I cut the edges off the cheese because I did not want to consume more than I wanted to taste. The sandwich was dry (this means no mayo or mustard) and I added some paprika for flavoring. It had 3 pickles on it, they were small and round. How much is that?
I am impressed by this community and there are a lot of pretty ladies here.
-Ben
Not sure if you know but you don't have to eat a "dry" sandwich. Mustard has no calories. :bigsmile:0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
What if I don't have mayo?
a shmear of whatever ya got would be fine im sure.
gosh you're pretty.0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
What if I don't have mayo?
I've got some I can give you.0 -
SHHHHHHHHHH!!! \m/sammiches are fun to make
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ms steel you are very very very pretty.....and i mean that in a nonstalker noncreeping not gonna hang outside your window while you shower kind of way \m/
Is that only because you will be outside the bathroom door, peaking through the key hole?
Sorry. Was I not supposed to tell? I mean, after you did it to me. And that other girl. And that one guy. I thought everyone already knew.0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
1 pumps or 2?
I usually try for 5 or 6 but 2 is usually enough.0 -
Hilarious..
Poor Ben. He justs wants to compliment the ladies and make sandwiches that are accurately calculated.
COME ONE PEOPLE.
Sounds like the perfect man to me. 0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
What if I don't have mayo?
a shmear of whatever ya got would be fine im sure.
gosh you're pretty.
what if I don't have bread though? and thank you0 -
Everyone is pretty but ... can't stop :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Hey... I just met you!
And this is crazy...
but there's the kitchen,
a sandwich maybe :laugh:
And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it0 -
wait, now what if the sandwich DOESN'T have cheese? WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!!?
add more mayo obviously.
What if I don't have mayo?
a shmear of whatever ya got would be fine im sure.
gosh you're pretty.
what if I don't have bread though? and thank you
You are just not prepared to make a sandwich....I mean the type with bread. okay you so pretty0 -
Hey... I just met you!
And this is crazy...
but there's the kitchen,
a sandwich maybe :laugh:
And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it
Now this girl rocks!! Hurry hold me too. Not there....there! You so pretty too!0 -
Hey... I just met you!
And this is crazy...
but there's the kitchen,
a sandwich maybe :laugh:
And in all seriouseness Ben... you are going to have to deal with allllllll this if you are going to be on an MFP thread! You will have to grow some thick skin to deal with all these knuckleheads in here!.... but they are very very pretty too ...
Hey you... the pretty one... make me a sammich and hold me while I eat it
Now this girl rocks!! Hurry hold me too. Not there....there! You so pretty too!
Oh it feeeeeels so goooooood
I like your pretty blonde hair :P 0
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