questions to ask an escort, but were afraid to ask

RLDeShazo
RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

There is a reason for this question. LOL
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  • ReesesPuffs
    ReesesPuffs Posts: 169
    How much?
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    How often do you have to Nair your balls?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    I spit my water at the computer. LOL, thank you!
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    ouch!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    cliffy....dude....
    i heart you bro.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids

    You can never be too careful!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's funny! I get your humor!!!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    and do you charge her extra
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    wait wut?
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Damn cuz you need jesus!

    does he tip well?
  • lamanderanna
    lamanderanna Posts: 45
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    and do you charge her extra
    This. :laugh:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    so, what's the reason?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    whos ur favorite little rascal
  • R_Calvillo
    R_Calvillo Posts: 177 Member
    Do you charge by the minute or by the inch?
  • FunkyGranolaTree
    FunkyGranolaTree Posts: 363 Member
    I just wanna know the reason behind the question!!! :flowerforyou:
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 627 Member
    There are male escorts?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    Dude, you can quit now...you will never top this one. I tip my hat to you, the master!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids

    You can never be too careful!

    I ALWAYS saran wrap the toilet seats and poke a hole in the middle before I sit down, even in my own home. You can never be too careful. And swimming pools? Forget that noise. It's like genital soup in there.
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    so, what's the reason?

    Have a friend who is an escort. I've run out of escort-related questions to ask when we talk on the phone. Very interesting conversations. But I guess it isn't for everyone.
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    you know...you look alot like my mom's new boyfriend?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.

    Sorry just having fun....like everyday! Glad you're laughing.:flowerforyou:
  • Pedal_Pusher
    Pedal_Pusher Posts: 1,166 Member
    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    There is a reason for this question. LOL

    Why is your wife talking about you on MFP?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    There is a reason for this question. LOL

    Why is your wife talking about you on MFP?

    Well, wife is better than mom. I suppose.

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