questions to ask an escort, but were afraid to ask

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  • FunkyGranolaTree
    FunkyGranolaTree Posts: 399 Member
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    I just wanna know the reason behind the question!!! :flowerforyou:
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 626 Member
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    There are male escorts?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    Dude, you can quit now...you will never top this one. I tip my hat to you, the master!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids

    You can never be too careful!

    I ALWAYS saran wrap the toilet seats and poke a hole in the middle before I sit down, even in my own home. You can never be too careful. And swimming pools? Forget that noise. It's like genital soup in there.
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    so, what's the reason?

    Have a friend who is an escort. I've run out of escort-related questions to ask when we talk on the phone. Very interesting conversations. But I guess it isn't for everyone.
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    you know...you look alot like my mom's new boyfriend?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.

    Sorry just having fun....like everyday! Glad you're laughing.:flowerforyou:
  • Pedal_Pusher
    Pedal_Pusher Posts: 1,166 Member
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    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    There is a reason for this question. LOL

    Why is your wife talking about you on MFP?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    There is a reason for this question. LOL

    Why is your wife talking about you on MFP?

    Well, wife is better than mom. I suppose.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    Yup :laugh:
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.

    Sorry just having fun....like everyday! Glad you're laughing.:flowerforyou:

    No it's ok; I really needed a laugh today!!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Damn cuz you need jesus!

    does he tip well?

    I heart you!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Is it OK if I call you a hooker? I have standards.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Your show Gigolos on Showtime is entertaining, but how in the WORLD do you get down with some of those chicks? I mean, is there enough money in the world for some of them?!?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids

    You can never be too careful!

    Uhh, yeah, you can. That's actually a really rude thing to say to/about someone, even in jest. Not to mention it suggests an ignorance about disease transmission.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    Got a female counterpart that could show me some fun new tricks I havent heard of?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Where did you learn that trick my Uncle likes?
  • ellenasl210
    ellenasl210 Posts: 95 Member
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    How often do you have to Nair your balls?


    hahahahah xD
  • fatfrost
    fatfrost Posts: 365 Member
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    If you are talking high-end, they are actually much less likely to have STDs than folks in the normal population. It's the same way that a cab driver gets his oil changed a lot more regularly than non-professional drivers.

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