questions to ask an escort, but were afraid to ask

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  • areufnkiddingme
    areufnkiddingme Posts: 99 Member
    I would definitely ask how far he'd be willing to go for a buck. For example, would he be willing to do weird sexual things on camera or is it private entertainment only, etc. How much money would it take for him to do the weirdest thing he can think of? What IS the weirdest thing he can think of?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    I love you hard.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    I just choked on my apple. LMFAO!!!!! Well played, sir.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    For a female escort, my buddy wants to know "will you hold my wiener while I pee?"
  • guapogringo
    guapogringo Posts: 201
    What can I answer for you?
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Is that real, or did you get an implant?
  • petite_boleyn
    petite_boleyn Posts: 144
    What can I answer for you?

    Same, although I'm female and retired...
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    What can I answer for you?

    if that's really you in that pic, then I ask "Where are you located and are you free Friday night?":devil:
  • talkytina9
    talkytina9 Posts: 22 Member
    There are just so many questions..where to start..Do yo charge women and men the same amount?..Do you consider yourself a *kitten*..Do you feel as though you are in the same league as a crack *kitten*?..Do you have mommy issues?..Do you have Daddy issues?..Are you scared it is just going to fall off one day?..
  • carrieo888
    carrieo888 Posts: 233 Member
    Is there a "house specialtiy"? <waggles eyebrows!>
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    not necessarily true

    When I was 18, I was a... uhhhh receptionist, if you will, for a (yes, legal) escort agency. You'd be surprised what people want lol.
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    so, what's the reason?

    Have a friend who is an escort. I've run out of escort-related questions to ask when we talk on the phone. Very interesting conversations. But I guess it isn't for everyone.

    If you've run out of things to ask, I'm pretty sure you have covered the subject and should start discussing other things. That was annoying to me when I was an escort and my friends wouldn't stop asking questions about it.
  • guapogringo
    guapogringo Posts: 201
    What can I answer for you?

    if that's really you in that pic, then I ask "Where are you located and are you free Friday night?":devil:

    Yes, GA, booked out months.
  • julimonster
    julimonster Posts: 243 Member
    what can you do to entertain me
  • LovePBandJ
    LovePBandJ Posts: 288 Member
    What can I answer for you?

    if that's really you in that pic, then I ask "Where are you located and are you free Friday night?":devil:

    Free on Friday night? Hells no. I bet he charges time-and-a-half on Friday nights.
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Oh BTW.....I kid! I kid! :tongue:
  • johnlatv
    johnlatv Posts: 654 Member
    what is your safe word? Cacao?
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    But why you feel you have to ask him escort related questions?
  • eyestylemom
    eyestylemom Posts: 107 Member
    Will you charge extra for my mom to tag along? She chaperons all my dates. :wink:
  • guapogringo
    guapogringo Posts: 201
    What can I answer for you?

    if that's really you in that pic, then I ask "Where are you located and are you free Friday night?":devil:

    Free on Friday night? Hells no. I bet he charges time-and-a-half on Friday nights.

    Texans get a better rate!
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    But why you feel you have to ask him escort related questions?

    that's not the only thing I talk about. But if I don't ask anything, he asks me what I'm holding back. I have seriously used up all the escort related questions I have.
    And I thought it would be an interesting topic for a Tuesday afternoon.
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    are you actually asking mfp what you should ask your prostitute when he comes over for his weekly visit next week?

    why are you worrying about asking questions anyway? that's not what you're paying for is it? do you really have absolutely nothing to say to a person that you would question the people here what kind of small talk to have with your manwhore?


    i find this thread kind of depressing.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    Do you ever worry about getting laid off?

    Crap had to lie to my kids about why I just started laughing...

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