Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    What sound does a pirate dog make?
    Arrrrrrrrrf Arrrrrrrf

    What instrument does a pirate play?
    Guitarrrrrrrrrrr

    What kind of after shave does a pirate wear?
    Drakarrrrrrrrr

    What kind of a scooter doea a pirate drive?
    None.. Parates are to manly.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    How do pirates know that they are pirates?

    They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    I don't want this thread to die Yet...

    Why did the pirate sit on the toilet for so long?


    Because he had the ships
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    ARRrrrrr... thanks, scurvy landlovers! this was a great time!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    We needs more decolletage in heeeeeeeere!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    This fine morning, I be swabbing the deck and hoisting the Jolly Roger for cardio.

    Arrrrgh! Have ye any idea what a scurvy dog I looked like jogging with me peg-leg?