Things you cannot do, and it makes you nuts...

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  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    I can't whistle and I can't wink with both eyes. Everytime I wink at my 6 year old, she'll wink back using each eye and then grin because she knows I can't do it, lol!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I can't raise one eyebrow and give the "What the eff??" look.


    It pisses me off to no end, because I should totally be able to.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Blow myself out of a cannon, too chicken.:sad:

    Are you sure that sentence isn't 6 words too long?

    I can't stay focused . . . I have the attention span of your average gold fish.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I can't punch people in the face. This saddens me a lot! I also can't grow a wicked cool beard...
  • KxCoyote
    KxCoyote Posts: 122 Member
    I can't arch my right eyebrow, can the left, but not the right. Annoys me to no end. I have less control over the right side of my face for some reason. Same side I get migraines on, maybe it's connected? lol
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I can't raise one eyebrow and give the "What the eff??" look.


    It pisses me off to no end, because I should totally be able to.

    From your profile picture, you don't really need to raise one eyebrow.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I can't punch people in the face. This saddens me a lot! I also can't grow a wicked cool beard...

    Get a lot of plastic surgery later in life you'll have a beard then! lol
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I can't raise one eyebrow and give the "What the eff??" look.


    It pisses me off to no end, because I should totally be able to.

    From your profile picture, you don't really need to raise one eyebrow.

    <<<If I could raise one eyebrow right now, I would


    Huh???
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    I can't do the vulcan finger split thing. I'm the only person I know that cannot do it. I can't roll my tongue either, but my 8 year old can and both of my 2 year olds are already doing it. Little brats.
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
    cartwheels

    its a a sad sight to watch me try
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Dance. I have absolutely no sense of rhythm or coordination. I would love to be able to dance.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I can't raise one eyebrow and give the "What the eff??" look.


    It pisses me off to no end, because I should totally be able to.

    From your profile picture, you don't really need to raise one eyebrow.

    <<<If I could raise one eyebrow right now, I would


    Huh???

    You don't look like you take any shlt.
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    I cannot whistle. It drives me crazy that I can not whistle. I just make this sad little sound like somebody stepped on a small dogs foot.

    Therefore I get angry when people whistle.

    Showoffs.
    It's not as easy as flo-rida says!

    I can't whistle that way either. When I'm singing along to the song, I just pucker and blow and it makes no sound. If anyone looked at me, I'd look like I was whistling... I'm living a lie.

    I also can't snap my fingers using my left hand, only my right one.
  • ShellyKay67
    ShellyKay67 Posts: 489 Member
    I cannot wink both eyes, only my right.....
    are you left handed?
    I am right handed, but can only wink my left eye! lol
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I can't hear..... :(

    I was going to Quote you with a big-- WHAT?

    Then I thought better about it, and figured I should read your profile first, before making a lame attempt at a joke.

    yeahhhhhhh I've heard that joke once or twice...(no pun intended)
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    So far I can only time travel when I sleep or drink a lot. Someday I am confident I can time travel from like 9-5 every Monday to Friday. If anyone knows how to do that, can you please e-mail me?
  • cls_333
    cls_333 Posts: 206 Member
    I can't play sports. I really have such little hand-eye coordination it's sad. I want to play softball with my boyfriend's recreational team SO BADLY, but it's just embarrassing to watch me even try. I have tried to play sports many times, ever since I was a kid, and I was so bad that I couldn't even hack it on the B team in high school volleyball...they made me equipment manager. SAD.
    And hence a runner was born! :)
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Math. Even simple math. I was diagnosed with discalculia in college.

    I made a close to perfect score on the verbal portion of the SAT and basically just wrote my name on the math...*sigh*
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    I can't raise one eyebrow and give the "What the eff??" look.


    It pisses me off to no end, because I should totally be able to.

    From your profile picture, you don't really need to raise one eyebrow.

    <<<If I could raise one eyebrow right now, I would


    Huh???

    You don't look like you take any shlt.

    She doesn't, and that's why i love her :)
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    Pull ups. :(
  • Mguilmot
    Mguilmot Posts: 232 Member
    Run. Bad knees.
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    For all the otaku out there, i always watch anime like Gantz and Secret Diary and fantasize I am living one of those lives in real life and nobody can know because nobody will believe me. :glasses:

    Basically, I wish I had super powers or was living in not just this world, but another world too. Something cool xP
  • headoverhills
    headoverhills Posts: 70
    Can't use chopsticks ... it maddens me because everyone around me seems to handle them just fine and no matter how hard I try, I just can't...
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Blow myself


    fixed
  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member
    I can't wink.


    Hate it. I'd be a winking *kitten* if I could figure it out.

    I can't either. It's a real problem cause I'm in the military and instead of closing one eye to focus to shoot my weapon, I have to lift my head up slightly to look at whatever I'm shooting at with both eyes. >___< That extra second has cost me many a target on a range.

    Less importantly, it makes it hard for me to focus my camera on the fly.

    I am blind in one eye due to an injury and shooting is about the only thing that is easier for me than most. No winking required.

    All the other things I can't do really don't seem significant enough to drive me nuts when compared to that.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Can you roll your tongue? My aunt can't roll her tongue like her kids can (It's genetic and at least one parent has to be able to do it) but she can whistle and no one else can. Her theory is you can only do one or the other haha.
    i can do both.

    I can do both as well.


    I can't reach into cupboards. I have to stand on a ladder... stupid tall people.
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
    ^ why would you blame tall people for your shortness? hee hee
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Blow myself


    fixed

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I can't roll my Rs.

    I've always wanted to speak Italian. Even went to Italy.
    Worst part is, I'm half Italian. Clearly the German half has destroyed all the best parts of me.

    My parent's can't roll their R's either... the Dutch language has a few rolled R's so they would sound funny while speaking Dutch... but all of us kids can.
  • funsteps
    funsteps Posts: 74 Member
    i can't roll my r's or hula hoop. not being able to hula hoop drives me nuts because all of my friends are so good at it!

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