Things you cannot do, and it makes you nuts...

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    ^ why would you blame tall people for your shortness? hee hee

    Because it's convienent.. :wink: I also blame righties for their lack of working scissors... :laugh:
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    Can you roll your tongue? My aunt can't roll her tongue like her kids can (It's genetic and at least one parent has to be able to do it) but she can whistle and no one else can. Her theory is you can only do one or the other haha.


    I can do both.............while humming and winking at the same time............but I can't do a back flip anymore and it kinda ticks me off
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Blow myself

    fixed

    Exactly!
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    I can't watch 3d movies. My eyesight is different in each eye, so I have a learned depth perception (made learning to drive interesting). Even with corrective surgery, I'll never be able to watch a 3d movie as anything other than a fuzzy regular movie :(
  • Dame_Venus
    Dame_Venus Posts: 44
    I can't put on eyeliner properly. It really upsets me because I love make-up. I see so many women with cute winged eyeliners or cute shapes and I can't even make a straight line.
  • Skinny_Jeans_Soon
    Skinny_Jeans_Soon Posts: 326 Member
    I can't do a standing back flip or front flip. This along with back hand springs and handstand pushups are on my fitness bucket list!
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    It drives me nuts that despite having been singing in choir since I was in 4th grade, and varsity choir in high school and singing in church every Sunday, I am still struggling with vibrato.

    Also the splits. I have been stretching for years, and I can never quite make it. :(
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I can't raise my right eyebrow but I can raise my left one all day like nobody's business! Drives me frickin' nuts!
  • Skinny_Jeans_Soon
    Skinny_Jeans_Soon Posts: 326 Member
    I can't put on eyeliner properly. It really upsets me because I love make-up. I see so many women with cute winged eyeliners or cute shapes and I can't even make a straight line.

    Kat Von Dee eyeliner from Sephora, easy peasy.
  • loserbaby84
    loserbaby84 Posts: 241 Member
    I'm a fat girl .. I've always wanted to cross my legs! ... One day.

    Also, a friend of mine just signed up for her first 5K - I wanna do that too ... When I feel I'm ready.

    I feel I've missed out on so much being fat my whole life - I think about that everyday and it's a strong push to keep me going!

    Happy hump day, everyone. Cheers!
  • darla100
    darla100 Posts: 134 Member
    This is a loaded question for me..I will not answer..lol :blushing:
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I can't fire some of the morons I work with and replace them with intelligent life.
    Oh how I wish I could do this.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I can't raise my right eyebrow but I can raise my left one all day like nobody's business! Drives me frickin' nuts!

    Hahaha... that's the same for me... I can raise the left but not the right.... it makes me want to poke my brother in the eye when he mocks me by alternating his raised eyebrows... the punk.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I can't fire some of the morons I work with and replace them with intelligent life.
    Oh how I wish I could do this.

    I'm sure my husband feels the same way... :laugh:
  • miracole
    miracole Posts: 492 Member
    I can't cook rice on the stove :S to my everlasting shame it regularly comes out looking like paper mache. (and I'm not much better with a rice cooker!)
  • Jenn728
    Jenn728 Posts: 683 Member
    I can't raise my right eyebrow but I can raise my left one all day like nobody's business! Drives me frickin' nuts!

    Me too!
  • laurenellenmarie
    laurenellenmarie Posts: 331 Member
    watch out mods...
    I can't have an orgasm from actual intercourse no matter what position I'm in!
    Believe me, I've been "practicing" for years!
    :blushing:
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
    I can't quit my job - I can't walk up to my boss, tell her she's a complete moron who's not qualified for her job, toss a bagel in her face and say, eat it sister, I'm out. I also can't tell my coworker that she's the biggest dumba** I've ever met in my life, who is the the biggest (and worst) liar/life-embellisher that makes up stories to sound cool and 'worldy', while covering up the fact that her resume is bogus and she really shouldn't be allowed out of her house without supervision. She's really just a walking hemorrhoid that my clueless boss was dumb enough to hire, and now we can't get rid of her. Just sayin... it makes me nuts. Maybe I'll hide her stapler or something just to entertain myself today.

    My Coworker:
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    My Boss Says:
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    My Reaction:
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  • BringingSherriBack
    BringingSherriBack Posts: 607 Member
    Can you roll your tongue? My aunt can't roll her tongue like her kids can (It's genetic and at least one parent has to be able to do it) but she can whistle and no one else can. Her theory is you can only do one or the other haha.

    Nope, I can roll my tongue and whistle. Can't wiggle my ears though.
  • fizzletto
    fizzletto Posts: 252 Member
    I can't wiggle my ears, or crack my knuckles. I've never been able to do a hand-stand or cartwheel. Those things I'm fairly sure I'll never be able to do.

    I can't do a pushup yet, but I'm getting there, so I'm sure one day I will be able to.

    I can sing really well though. I think if I couldn't, that would be the most upsetting thing. I love singing so if I couldn't carry a tune it would depress me.
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    I squeeze my eyes tight together and think about it really hard but when I open them again some idiot is still standing in front of me blabbering on about nothing. Why won't they just disappear!!!
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    blink, sneeze, fart and burp all at once....really sux!
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    orgasm on command
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    Pee standing up by just unzipping my fly. Guys really do have it easy!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I can't whistle or lick my elbow....been trying for years....seems like it will never happen.
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    I can't flip people off with my right hand. My pinky goes up too. Good thing that's not my driving hand.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Can you roll your tongue? My aunt can't roll her tongue like her kids can (It's genetic and at least one parent has to be able to do it) but she can whistle and no one else can. Her theory is you can only do one or the other haha.

    Haha, I can do both! :)
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    I can't wink.


    Hate it. I'd be a winking *kitten* if I could figure it out.
    I can only wink my left eye, not my right. My husband and children tease and mock me to no end over it.
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    watch out mods...
    I can't have an orgasm from actual intercourse no matter what position I'm in!
    Believe me, I've been "practicing" for years!
    :blushing:

    I imagine you might get some private messages from guys offering their services
  • ghostpixie
    ghostpixie Posts: 148 Member
    I can't sing either :(

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