one time....at the gym

ilovemybuggy
ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
This is the place for you to share your crazy gym stories! While I don't have one, my good friend shared one last night and it inspired this thread....

After his workout last night, Chris went to go use the gym shower.... while he was in it, some guy stole his towel, his clean boxers and EVEN HIS DIRTY BOXERS.... Someone playing games or just a creep? Who knows! Either way- it's disturbing.

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  • Syderelli
    Syderelli Posts: 439 Member
    I just have a stalker. Shows up 5-10 minutes after I get there, no matter what time of the day it is, no matter what day of the week it is. He always makes a beeline right towards me... Just leave me alone!!!! whaaaaah
  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
    <<<I got nothing ... Love my gym
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    that's not fair, just because I get there a few mins before you doesn't mean I'm stalking....jeez....*walks out* \m/

    stalker.png \m/
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    <<<I got nothing ... Love my gym

    I love your gym , too. LOL :tongue:
  • Superchikanthem
    Superchikanthem Posts: 362 Member
    One time I was getting scolded by some woman who I was paired up with (It was a bootcamp style class) that I was trying to lift weights that were to heavy for me...ummm...nice to meet you for the first time in my life and just because I am lifting weights that are just about the same as yours (She was lifting 5lb heavier) does not mean you know what is best for me. then she kept re correcting me on how to do everything after the teacher just finished showing the class. I just ignored her and tried to not laugh out loud at her scowling face.
  • So one time I went to a different gym than the one I usually go to and just paid the day fee. Now this gym has private shower and changing rooms right and after my workout I walked into one of those rooms. I did my thing and started getting dressed and I noticed a rather large white bra hanging on a hook! I was shocked but started laughing at the same time! :laugh: Well, I finished getting ready and a cute big breasted girl was standing outside the locker room waiting for me to get out! She covered her face as I walked past her and I felt really bad for her so I didnt say anything and as soon as I turned the corner I heard her go in and out of that room fast! Poor lady! :smile:
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    the other night this 5'5" meathead almost threw down a 75 on my foot while doing inclines...I gave him a nice go to hell look.

    The next time I'm in there and see him he's leg pressing like 300 lbs (lol) and really straining while I'm doing squats at 405.

    He left the weight loaded so I did it with one leg for a set before adding more weight.

    Oh yeah, us guys can be passive aggressive beotches too...
  • sarah1334
    sarah1334 Posts: 77 Member
    ... I was running on a treadmill with my earbuds plugged into the machine so I could watch TV. The earbuds somehow came unplugged and I tripped over the cord and went FLYING backwards off the treadmill into the guy lifting weights behind me. He was not impressed.

    I got a lecture from a trainer on "safety precautions in the gym". Ha.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    For whatever reason, my nipples get hard when i work out hard. It's not my fault. I can't do anything about it. The VERY first day I was at my gym, I was in the "advanced free weights" room and some guy came up to me and suggested I'd be more comfortable in the main room (which is all cardio and cable circuit-type machines). I said, "No, I'm fine here, thanks." Then, he had the balls to say, "Well, I think you're making some of the guys in here... uncomfortable." Shocked, I replied, "Well, they'll get used to me eventually."

    I'm still the only woman I've ever seen in that room, but they are used to me now. They help if i ask for it, they offer tips on form, they congratulate me when i up my weight. In fact, the dude who asked me to leave is probably the nicest one of all. I'm glad I didn't let them intimidate me!
  • Were they uncomfortable because of the hard nipples or because of a girl in the "mans area"?
  • I saw an old lady fly off a treadmill and hit the wall. It was one of those impending disasters where everyone turned to stare just in time. She had set the speed way to high and instead of hurrying and turning the speed down she was trying to pick herself up from the belt with her arms. Yep, didn't quite work out.

    It was definitely one of the most hilarious things I've ever witnessed. Of course, I felt bad for laughing because she could have hurt herself (she didn't). In my defense, I don't think there was a person in the gym who didn't crack-up when they saw it. Her face was priceless in that moment she knew she was about take a tumble.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    Were they uncomfortable because of the hard nipples or because of a girl in the "mans area"?

    probably both. he didn't specify...
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    For whatever reason, my nipples get hard when i work out hard. It's not my fault. I can't do anything about it. The VERY first day I was at my gym, I was in the "advanced free weights" room and some guy came up to me and suggested I'd be more comfortable in the main room (which is all cardio and cable circuit-type machines). I said, "No, I'm fine here, thanks." Then, he had the balls to say, "Well, I think you're making some of the guys in here... uncomfortable." Shocked, I replied, "Well, they'll get used to me eventually."

    I'm still the only woman I've ever seen in that room, but they are used to me now. They help if i ask for it, they offer tips on form, they congratulate me when i up my weight. In fact, the dude who asked me to leave is probably the nicest one of all. I'm glad I didn't let them intimidate me!

    OMG MINE DO TOO!!! HAHAHAHAHA I'm glad i'm not alone.
  • leanne9876
    leanne9876 Posts: 301 Member
    This one time there was a guy on the treadmill next to me and he was running so fast and his machine was shaking so hard his iphone slipped off the machine and went flying across to the other side of the room, someone else pointed it out to him and he said - yeah f***k it I'm in the zone.

    Another time I got invaded by a group of school kids and I had the male teacher next to me and then this one girl she was about maybe 14 was next to him, she was walking on the treadmill so slow and whinging the whole time. She had done about 5 minutes and said to the teacher can I stop now and he said no you need to do 30 minutes then she said, Look at me ! Does it look like I need to work out.
  • For whatever reason, my nipples get hard when i work out hard. It's not my fault. I can't do anything about it. The VERY first day I was at my gym, I was in the "advanced free weights" room and some guy came up to me and suggested I'd be more comfortable in the main room (which is all cardio and cable circuit-type machines). I said, "No, I'm fine here, thanks." Then, he had the balls to say, "Well, I think you're making some of the guys in here... uncomfortable." Shocked, I replied, "Well, they'll get used to me eventually."

    I'm still the only woman I've ever seen in that room, but they are used to me now. They help if i ask for it, they offer tips on form, they congratulate me when i up my weight. In fact, the dude who asked me to leave is probably the nicest one of all. I'm glad I didn't let them intimidate me!

    OMG MINE DO TOO!!! HAHAHAHAHA I'm glad i'm not alone.

    Haha now I'm going to have to check next time. We could be on to something here.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    One time i was on the elliptical and my shorts just dropped...
    Everytime I fart it seems like someone comes near me
    One time I seen a dude fall off an exercise ball and i LOL'ed...literally
  • Sad to say I have my share of embarrassing gym moments... First week at the gym (about four years ago) I was attempting triceps dips on the assisted pull up machine. Like a dummy I was looking down at the floor and my arms gave out. I rode that puppy all the way to the ground nearly knocking myself unconscious when I cracked my forehead on the cross bar of the machine. Literally saw stars.

    Fast forward three years and I was working through a leg workout with a friend who was intense. I was giving it my all to keep up through HEAVY weighted leg presses, squats, lunges, hamstring curls, and finally weighted step ups. Two steps into our third set I was stepping down and my quads say "OH NO WE ARE DONE" and I landed flat on my tush in front of God and everybody. My friend thought I had passed out. LOL
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    One time i was on the elliptical and my shorts just dropped...
    Everytime I fart it seems like someone comes near me
    One time I seen a dude fall off an exercise ball and i LOL'ed...literally

    My shorts are falling now too, think I need to break down and buy some new ones- but i'm too thrilled at the fact that they're getting so big and i'm getting smaller!! ....now, If I went to the gym (*i work out at home or around the neighborhood*) i'd probably break down and buy some new ones...wouldn't want anyone to see my sweaty *kitten*!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I farted on my spotter in the middle of a set of heavy squats before...
  • anels449
    anels449 Posts: 3,187 Member
    We have the saloon style doors that lead into the locker room, and there's even a sign on which one to enter and exit. I was walking toward the locker room, pushed the door open slowly and smacked a lady coming out...of the enter door. She glares at me like it's my fault she walked through the wrong door. I was stuck right behind her in the gym class too. Every time she looked back and glared at me. How hard is it to just follow the signs and go through the right door?!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I farted on my spotter in the middle of a set of heavy squats before...
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    ahahahahh!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    We have the saloon style doors that lead into the locker room, and there's even a sign on which one to enter and exit. I was walking toward the locker room, pushed the door open slowly and smacked a lady coming out...of the enter door. She glares at me like it's my fault she walked through the wrong door. I was stuck right behind her in the gym class too. Every time she looked back and glared at me. How hard is it to just follow the signs and go through the right door?!

    that happens everywhere!! PISSES ME OFF- ESPECIALLY AT WAL-MART! lol
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    One time at the gym I was in the shower and I heard the door open. Two guys walked in and went into the stalls. I heard one of them say, "I'm gonna f'n destroy this toilet". He wasn't kidding around either. I tried to put my clothes on as quickly as possible while holding my breath. My face was turning blue by the time I got out of there.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    there's an older girl who clearly stares at me. i don't mind it, the thing is, her mate is there lots of times and i seen her walk out with her kids O_O
  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    one time at band camp.... oh wait different thread
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    In highschool I loaded up weight and was doing squats. I'm a bit of an air head, and it was even worse in school. I wasn't paying attention deloading and unloaded all the plates from one side of the bar first. Needless to say the bar flipped and there was a smash and lots of broken glass and me looking like a deer in headlights.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    one time at band camp.... oh wait different thread

    hahahahah !!! glad you picked up on that ;)
  • bpwparents
    bpwparents Posts: 359 Member
    I saw an old lady fly off a treadmill and hit the wall. It was one of those impending disasters where everyone turned to stare just in time. She had set the speed way to high and instead of hurrying and turning the speed down she was trying to pick herself up from the belt with her arms. Yep, didn't quite work out.

    It was definitely one of the most hilarious things I've ever witnessed. Of course, I felt bad for laughing because she could have hurt herself (she didn't). In my defense, I don't think there was a person in the gym who didn't crack-up when they saw it. Her face was priceless in that moment she knew she was about take a tumble.
    ^This!!

    At my gym about a month ago there was a lady on a treadmill that had the speed set waaaay to high. She was tripping & stumbling all over the place. She never went down but I was waiting & watching for her to go flying into the wall. Even one of the trainers was watching her closely. Good thing the weights machines were faced her way. It was my entertainment for the hour!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I saw an old lady fly off a treadmill and hit the wall. It was one of those impending disasters where everyone turned to stare just in time. She had set the speed way to high and instead of hurrying and turning the speed down she was trying to pick herself up from the belt with her arms. Yep, didn't quite work out.

    It was definitely one of the most hilarious things I've ever witnessed. Of course, I felt bad for laughing because she could have hurt herself (she didn't). In my defense, I don't think there was a person in the gym who didn't crack-up when they saw it. Her face was priceless in that moment she knew she was about take a tumble.

    awww could have been bad if she actually fell- I don't know how old she is but with age- falling can cause extreme injuries : ie- broken hips and what not.- I'm glad she didn't get hurt though!
  • All these stories are f-king hilarious!! You guys got me laughing at my comp screen! Great stuff! :laugh: