one time....at the gym

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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Last week a dude came up to me and asked me if I would train him and make him hard.




    ...................................................................WOW.

    Yeah, that's all I got.
  • lwoods34
    lwoods34 Posts: 302 Member
    Ive been working in gym as fitness staff for years and have so many stories:

    1. A woman crapped in her pants while walking on the treadmill and when we approached her about it, she refused to get off the treadmill. There was actually crap on the treadmill.

    2. A member came to the front desk complaining about 2 women that were always showering together every morning! I knew who they were because I did their fitness orientation when they came in....so of course since I knew them, I had to be the one to talk to them about the complaint.

    3. Tanners either puking or ****ting in the garbages in the tanning rooms. Thank god I was the Personal Trainer and didnt have to worry about cleaning up that crap!

    4. Members that dont lock the bathroom doors and as staff you have to constantly check the locker rooms to make sure everything is stocked. So there were plenty of times where I ended up walking in on female members on the toilet because they didnt lock the door!

    5. Female members talking to me about weight loss and looking for advice about fitness while they are completely naked! Not comfortable for me!

    6. A guy walking around the gym in these REALLY SUPER SUPER TIGHT bike shorts with is junk just out there! I mean these shorts were TIGHT! AND he was doing all these stretches!!! Not cool!

    7. Doing measurements on a guy!!! Very uncomfortable when he is very HOT and his junk is in your face while you are trying to measure his thigh! lol

    8. An old man literally passing out on top of me when I was doing his fitness orientation. I kept asking him if he was okay and he said he was. He was starting to look really pale and I told him that maybe he should sit down. He said he was okay and then proceeded to just pass out right on top of me! He was atleast 6'2, around 60 years old. We were both okay but I had the wind literally knocked out of me!

    9. Having to clean up CRAP!!! Literally!! Women are nasty!! A member took a HUGE crap in the locker room and stopped up the toilet with PAPER TOWELS! I had a fitness orientation to do and had to try to unclog the toilet....I almost threw up and couldnt do it so I went back to the front desk, and told my manager that Planet Fitness does not pay me enough $$ to clean up crap so he had to go and do it!

    10. The first gym that I worked at was a small private owned gym so the front desk had to clean BOTH the men's and women's locker room at the end of the night before we closed. I would knock on the door first to see if anyone was in the men's room before I went in. There were so many times when no one answered and then I would walk in and see naked men standing on stools, looking at themselves in the mirror!

    11. Two old women almost coming to blows over the 30 minute circuit at Planet Fitness. Of course I had to break it up because no one else wanted to.

    I could go on and on with stories! There are sooo many!!! lol.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Ive been working in gym as fitness staff for years and have so many stories:

    1. A woman crapped in her pants while walking on the treadmill and when we approached her about it, she refused to get off the treadmill. There was actually crap on the treadmill.

    2. A member came to the front desk complaining about 2 women that were always showering together every morning! I knew who they were because I did their fitness orientation when they came in....so of course since I knew them, I had to be the one to talk to them about the complaint.

    3. Tanners either puking or ****ting in the garbages in the tanning rooms. Thank god I was the Personal Trainer and didnt have to worry about cleaning up that crap!

    4. Members that dont lock the bathroom doors and as staff you have to constantly check the locker rooms to make sure everything is stocked. So there were plenty of times where I ended up walking in on female members on the toilet because they didnt lock the door!

    5. Female members talking to me about weight loss and looking for advice about fitness while they are completely naked! Not comfortable for me!

    6. A guy walking around the gym in these REALLY SUPER SUPER TIGHT bike shorts with is junk just out there! I mean these shorts were TIGHT! AND he was doing all these stretches!!! Not cool!

    7. Doing measurements on a guy!!! Very uncomfortable when he is very HOT and his junk is in your face while you are trying to measure his thigh! lol

    8. An old man literally passing out on top of me when I was doing his fitness orientation. I kept asking him if he was okay and he said he was. He was starting to look really pale and I told him that maybe he should sit down. He said he was okay and then proceeded to just pass out right on top of me! He was atleast 6'2, around 60 years old. We were both okay but I had the wind literally knocked out of me!

    9. Having to clean up CRAP!!! Literally!! Women are nasty!! A member took a HUGE crap in the locker room and stopped up the toilet with PAPER TOWELS! I had a fitness orientation to do and had to try to unclog the toilet....I almost threw up and couldnt do it so I went back to the front desk, and told my manager that Planet Fitness does not pay me enough $$ to clean up crap so he had to go and do it!

    10. The first gym that I worked at was a small private owned gym so the front desk had to clean BOTH the men's and women's locker room at the end of the night before we closed. I would knock on the door first to see if anyone was in the men's room before I went in. There were so many times when no one answered and then I would walk in and see naked men standing on stools, looking at themselves in the mirror!

    11. Two old women almost coming to blows over the 30 minute circuit at Planet Fitness. Of course I had to break it up because no one else wanted to.

    I could go on and on with stories! There are sooo many!!! lol.

    I am SO sorry!!! But can you please keep sharing, you're making my day.
  • 7. Doing measurements on a guy!!! Very uncomfortable when he is very HOT and his junk is in your face while you are trying to measure his thigh! lol

    So that accidental touch of my member wasn't really an accident!!! :smokin:
  • lwoods34
    lwoods34 Posts: 302 Member
    7. Doing measurements on a guy!!! Very uncomfortable when he is very HOT and his junk is in your face while you are trying to measure his thigh! lol

    So that accidental touch of my member wasn't really an accident!!! :smokin:

    hahaha!!
  • Generally when I have a complaint, I try to do it in a fun way. Check this out - :wink:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/457593-indecency-in-the-gym
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    Ive been working in gym as fitness staff for years and have so many stories:

    1. A woman crapped in her pants while walking on the treadmill and when we approached her about it, she refused to get off the treadmill. There was actually crap on the treadmill.

    2. A member came to the front desk complaining about 2 women that were always showering together every morning! I knew who they were because I did their fitness orientation when they came in....so of course since I knew them, I had to be the one to talk to them about the complaint.

    3. Tanners either puking or ****ting in the garbages in the tanning rooms. Thank god I was the Personal Trainer and didnt have to worry about cleaning up that crap!

    4. Members that dont lock the bathroom doors and as staff you have to constantly check the locker rooms to make sure everything is stocked. So there were plenty of times where I ended up walking in on female members on the toilet because they didnt lock the door!

    5. Female members talking to me about weight loss and looking for advice about fitness while they are completely naked! Not comfortable for me!

    6. A guy walking around the gym in these REALLY SUPER SUPER TIGHT bike shorts with is junk just out there! I mean these shorts were TIGHT! AND he was doing all these stretches!!! Not cool!

    7. Doing measurements on a guy!!! Very uncomfortable when he is very HOT and his junk is in your face while you are trying to measure his thigh! lol

    8. An old man literally passing out on top of me when I was doing his fitness orientation. I kept asking him if he was okay and he said he was. He was starting to look really pale and I told him that maybe he should sit down. He said he was okay and then proceeded to just pass out right on top of me! He was atleast 6'2, around 60 years old. We were both okay but I had the wind literally knocked out of me!

    9. Having to clean up CRAP!!! Literally!! Women are nasty!! A member took a HUGE crap in the locker room and stopped up the toilet with PAPER TOWELS! I had a fitness orientation to do and had to try to unclog the toilet....I almost threw up and couldnt do it so I went back to the front desk, and told my manager that Planet Fitness does not pay me enough $$ to clean up crap so he had to go and do it!

    10. The first gym that I worked at was a small private owned gym so the front desk had to clean BOTH the men's and women's locker room at the end of the night before we closed. I would knock on the door first to see if anyone was in the men's room before I went in. There were so many times when no one answered and then I would walk in and see naked men standing on stools, looking at themselves in the mirror!

    11. Two old women almost coming to blows over the 30 minute circuit at Planet Fitness. Of course I had to break it up because no one else wanted to.

    I could go on and on with stories! There are sooo many!!! lol.

    I worked at a gym also (front desk) and the locker rooms were upstairs. No lie, one day a guy came walking down the stairs with his junk hanging out. You can't tell me he couldn't feel the breeze!

    Also, we would be the ones to get the 'there's some inappropriate sexual activity going on up here' calls. Thankfully, it always seemed to happen in the men's room, so I could send the sales manager up to check it out!