Help with thigh gap!!

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  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    What would work better for getting a thigh gap, a lemon vodka detox or cutting out all fake toxic sugar?

    Lemon vodka, beer, whiskey. Take your pick. Basically any alcoholic drink is good for getting a thigh gap. Oh wait, was this a dating question?
  • lilmisfit
    lilmisfit Posts: 860 Member
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    How 'bout you stop worrying about something as arbitrary as a thigh gap and concentrate on getting healthy? You either have the bone structure for it or you don't.

    Or, as someone else mentioned in one of the other 7407483012 threads on this - having sex gives you a pretty large thigh gap. :wink:

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    Sarcasm - generally speaking your thighs are spread during sex - VOILA! Thigh gap!! :bigsmile:

    what about your first bit of advice?....

    Oh, that was serious. Even though I know the OP is male, I posted that for all of the females that will see the thread title and latch on looking for the magic answer.
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Um, well alcohol always seems to work well.

    <pouring a Cruzan 'n Diet >
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    ermafert_zpsf4b48661.jpg \m/

    dude im crying. best pic ive seen today. thanks man.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Vodka helps gap my thighs.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    What would work better for getting a thigh gap, a lemon vodka detox or cutting out all fake toxic sugar?


    Sorry guys, I've decided if you can beat them, join them

    Bosu Ball Jack knifes is what gave me mine!

    Wow nice thigh gap, I'll take this under advisement
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    Vodka helps gap my thighs.

    But... Ohhh I get it
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Vodka IV.
  • Platypusimus
    Platypusimus Posts: 33 Member
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    Depends on how big of a thigh gap you want. Once you decide that, get a glass or a vase or a wrecking ball and hold it between your thighs and then duct tape your legs together from the waist down to the ankles...really really really tight for about 12 months. When you finally unwrap, you will have a gap. I know it "sounds" like a lot of work, but it's SO worth it in the end!

    ROFL I'm DYING over here!
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    i can help give you a big momentary thigh gap. :devil: :laugh:
    there will be blood....wait...
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    i can help give you a big momentary thigh gap. :devil: :laugh:
    there will be blood....wait...

    I don't swing that way
  • MQ75
    MQ75 Posts: 61
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    Mind the gap and chive on!

    ^^^This
  • gse313
    gse313 Posts: 252 Member
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    I found that a nice dinner with wine, then the bar for drinks and to serenade her usually works!!! :drinker:

    trust me.. I'm a KJ!! :wink:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Personally I've always found that vodka has an greatly enlarging effect on my thigh gap. :wink:

    bwahahahahaha!

    Liposuction creates thigh gap. Otherwise, these are the dumbest posts on the message boards.

    SMH.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    Personally I've always found that vodka has an greatly enlarging effect on my thigh gap. :wink:

    bwahahahahaha!

    Liposuction creates thigh gap. Otherwise, these are the dumbest posts on the message boards.

    SMH.

    I know. LOL OP is a idiot
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Personally I've always found that vodka has an greatly enlarging effect on my thigh gap. :wink:

    bwahahahahaha!

    Liposuction creates thigh gap. Otherwise, these are the dumbest posts on the message boards.

    SMH.

    I know. LOL OP is a idiot

    Well that's not nice!!!

    You're just mad because

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  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Personally I've always found that vodka has an greatly enlarging effect on my thigh gap. :wink:

    bwahahahahaha!

    Liposuction creates thigh gap. Otherwise, these are the dumbest posts on the message boards.

    SMH.

    I know. LOL OP is a idiot

    I had to look...but I see now what you did there. You ARE the OP =)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Personally I've always found that vodka has an greatly enlarging effect on my thigh gap. :wink:

    bwahahahahaha!

    Liposuction creates thigh gap. Otherwise, these are the dumbest posts on the message boards.

    SMH.

    I know. LOL OP is a idiot

    Well that's not nice!!!

    You're just mad because

    252637_10151711372486988_514298703_n_zpsfaf691af.jpg

    That's adorable! :laugh:

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