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PeteyogiW
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I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
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  • PeteyogiW
    PeteyogiW Posts: 60
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    I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
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    Think you may have to be English to work that one out, best quit while your ahead! (pun totally intended) lol!
  • PeteyogiW
    PeteyogiW Posts: 60
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    I was thinking that lol! lots of english on here tho!
    Ahead lol
  • jothekid
    jothekid Posts: 230 Member
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    What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley cup finals on tv? ......................................................... The Toronto Maple Leafs :laugh:
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
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    my 9 year old son told me this one yesterday..why did the coach go to the bank ?? to get his quarter back..LoL
  • Davidgettinghealthy
    Davidgettinghealthy Posts: 76
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    Why did the bee fly across town with his legs crossed?

    He was looking for a BP station.
  • fat2fit4good
    fat2fit4good Posts: 154
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    why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    'cause he didn't have the guts
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)

    Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
  • amanda_catherine
    amanda_catherine Posts: 101
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    What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley cup finals on tv? ......................................................... The Toronto Maple Leafs :laugh:



    oh my word! haha!
  • fat2fit4good
    fat2fit4good Posts: 154
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    good one!

    DySLEXICS UNTIE!!!
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
    A: *gagging noise*

    Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?!??!?!??

    Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None. Hippies screw in smelly sleeping bags.

    Q: How many houseflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Two, but we have no idea how they got in there.

    Knock knock
    Who's There?
    To
    To who?
    To whom

    (this next one is best told in person with a LOT of commitment on your part)
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Can you sing some
    Can you sing some who?
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    (a la Roger Daltrey in Won't Get Fooled Again)
  • fat2fit4good
    fat2fit4good Posts: 154
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    good one!

    DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!!
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
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    my husband's so proud of this one...

    What kind of pasta loves the hot tub? spa-ghetti
    :huh:
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)

    Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa

    What does a dyslexic agnostic do?

    Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.
  • demonlullaby
    demonlullaby Posts: 499 Member
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    what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef!

    CORNY JOKES!

    what do you call a cow with 2 legs? lean beef.
  • fat2fit4good
    fat2fit4good Posts: 154
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    how many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    one... she holds the light bulb still and the world revolves around her
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
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    how many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    one... she holds the light bulb still and the world revolves around her
    lol!
    Love light bulb jokes my favourite is......

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change!!
  • elinakalna
    elinakalna Posts: 46
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    What do you call dear with no eye?
    No idea
  • elinakalna
    elinakalna Posts: 46
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    What do you call a dear with no eye and no legs?
    Still no idea
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)

    Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa

    What does a dyslexic agnostic do?

    Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.

    How about the guy who was into masochism, beatiality and necrophilia - he gave it up because he was flogging a dead horse

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