Silly joke time, put em on :-)
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Why women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.0 -
Heres a couple of jokes..
Liverpool FC and the Boston Red Sox..0 -
Why was the blonde psyched that she finished the jigsaw puzzle in just 8 short months? Beacuse it said 2-4 yers on the box.0
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So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I'd like a beer, please."
After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"
"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."
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And just so the blondes don't feel like they are being picked on...
What do brunettes miss most about parties?
The invitations
Q: What is a bondes mating call?
A: I'm drunk..
Q: What is a brunette's mating call?
A: Hey guys I said I'm drunk.
Q: What's a red head's mating call?
A: NEXT!!0 -
How do you scare bees? Say BOO bees!0
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Two Irishman leave a bar.
(I was rolling with that one)0 -
Q: How do you get a Twinkie pregnant?
A: Stick it in a box of Ding Dongs!0 -
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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated0 -
Why are there fences around graveyards?
Because people are DYING to get in! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your plate with bright colors: Greens, Reds, Yellows.
In fact, I did that this morning. I had an entire bowl of M&M's. It was delicious! I never knew eating right could be so easy.0 -
How do you catch a unique bunny?
You neek up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Da tame way you neek up on him!
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How do you hurt Lady Gaga?
P-P-Poke her face.
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyooooo!0 -
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!0 -
This has aways been my favorite proverb:
He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.0 -
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In a rack0
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I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
What does a dyslexic agnostic do?
Sits around and wonders if there really is a dog.
I went to a dyslexic rave the other night. Everyone was off their heads on F.0 -
B/c poop jokes never get old. This is my 7y/o's favorite!!
Knock knock
Who's there
Small mop
Small mop who0 -
After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old
Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it.
Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image
staring back at him.
'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the
way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in
the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go
there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed.
So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
'So that's the ugly ***** he's running around with.'0
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