I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • lovebighair
    lovebighair Posts: 7
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    10 dozen large eggs... this is funny
  • healthyformeanMona
    healthyformeanMona Posts: 143 Member
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    This is great! I lost a human head and a rack of babyback ribs!
  • sarah0926
    sarah0926 Posts: 2 Member
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    This is hilariously funny and kind of inspiring. I have lost an average household cat (which is awesome...I don't like cats).
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    I need to update my previous post. I have now lost a cinder block!
  • ChaosMoosie
    ChaosMoosie Posts: 77 Member
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    I've lost a spare automobile tire but I still have between a human leg and a bale of hay to go... lol
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    I'm a proud father of a baby giraffe.
  • jenaissance
    jenaissance Posts: 302 Member
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    the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year !
  • caitlyn30
    caitlyn30 Posts: 207 Member
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    I've lost the 2 front tires of my automobile!
  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
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    10 large dozen eggs!
  • LauraDotts
    LauraDotts Posts: 732 Member
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    I'm a dozen krispy kremes away from losing an Irish Setter.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    I lost this:

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  • cannikita
    cannikita Posts: 24 Member
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    I lost a 2 year old and 2 racks of baby back ribs
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    It says I lost an Elephants Penis but that can't be right? I just used it last night :wink: :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    I lost this:

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    I Do not care. I LOVE ME SOME LINDSAY LOHAN!! I hope she finds her way into my Pants LMAO
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    I lost this:

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    I Do not care. I LOVE ME SOME LINDSAY LOHAN!! I hope she finds her way into my Pants LMAO

    You dont care that I lost 98 pounds? well HURRUMPH!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    I lost this:

    012610_lindsay_lohan_544_958289341.jpg?w=544&h=818

    I Do not care. I LOVE ME SOME LINDSAY LOHAN!! I hope she finds her way into my Pants LMAO

    You dont care that I lost 98 pounds? well HURRUMPH!


    OHHHH I get it now. Of course I care. You are my YOOOVVVVIIIEEE!!!
  • ashmorgstraws
    ashmorgstraws Posts: 157
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    I've lost 40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • annasensei
    annasensei Posts: 39
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    A bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs... Ha!
  • ChangingAmanda
    ChangingAmanda Posts: 486 Member
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    A bit more than the average house cat.
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
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    I've lost and elephant penis (dang that's heavy) and a Chihuahua. I'mn looking to lose a 2 month old horsie!!

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