The kiss of death!!!!!
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Also a joke about holes there too
Damn, how did I miss that?
Does this mean golf is now the official KOD sport?
I like it...and for coming up with that I shall give you a few strokes....0 -
Oh golfing terms, comming up short, Fore!(some) in the ruff etc, can't think of a more fitting sport for us.
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good morning everyone
if i could sing with everyone else, i would, but i have lost my voice. (thank goodness i'm not sick, just silent)...
Bern, I too went to Catholic school, although mine was co-ed.... maybe that made a difference?0 -
Ok then..I think we have half a dress code...Catholic School Girl for the ladies.....0
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Oh golfing terms, comming up short, Fore!(some) in the ruff etc, can't think of a more fitting sport for us.
and down the fairway...0 -
good morning everyone
if i could sing with everyone else, i would, but i have lost my voice. (thank goodness i'm not sick, just silent)...
Bern, I too went to Catholic school, although mine was co-ed.... maybe that made a difference?
All these Catholic girls leading me astray - it's shocking!0 -
And on the subject of golf, if anyone would like a go on my wood...0
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And on the subject of golf, if anyone would like a go on my wood...
You practice with your wood while I work on slice!0 -
this has to be the official sport.
i will happily take a few *strokes* with the *wood* as long as you *get it in the hole* 0 -
Fancy joining me in the rough?this has to be the official sport.
i will happily take a few *strokes* with the *wood* as long as you *get it in the hole*0 -
this has to be the official sport.
i will happily take a few *strokes* with the *wood* as long as you *get it in the hole*
Fore!play?0 -
this has to be the official sport.
i will happily take a few *strokes* with the *wood* as long as you *get it in the hole*
Care to help me with my "putter"? Make sure you get a firm grip.0 -
i would be happy to assist you with stroke lessons. all of you. in the rough, in the sand, on the fairway, on the green, into the hole.0
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i would be happy to assist you with stroke lessons. all of you. in the rough, in the sand, on the fairway, on the green, into the hole.
Just so I can say I warned you...my best club is my BIG BERTHA driver...I drive long and hard!0 -
i would be happy to assist you with stroke lessons. all of you. in the rough, in the sand, on the fairway, on the green, into the hole.
Should I start on the front 9 or back 9?0 -
I wish I new more about golf - will have to have a quick wiki on it....0
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I wish I new more about golf - will have to have a quick wiki on it....
this is me too but i think i've got enough stored up for a few strokes....
harvo, let's start on the front 9. i'm not sure the back 9 is prepared for Big Bertha just yet (ow)0 -
I wish I new more about golf - will have to have a quick wiki on it....
this is me too but i think i've got enough stored up for a few strokes....
harvo, let's start on the front 9. i'm not sure the back 9 is prepared for Big Bertha just yet (ow)
If I just had a nickle every time I heard that....I would now have a nickle come to think of it....0 -
I would just like to confirm that due to my Catholic upbringing I will be unable to have Big Bertha anywhere near my back 9.0
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I would just like to confirm that due to my Catholic upbringing I will be unable to have Big Bertha anywhere near my back 9.
if i did everything by my Catholic upbringing, I might as well join a convent now because my life would be over. i'm divorced (but marriage not annulled), i swear like a sailor, and i've um, stroked someone's wood outside of marriage. if i did things their way, i'd be celebate for the rest of my life.
yeah, not gonna happen!!!0 -
I would just like to confirm that due to my Catholic upbringing I will be unable to have Big Bertha anywhere near my back 9.
if i did everything by my Catholic upbringing, I might as well join a convent now because my life would be over. i'm divorced (but marriage not annulled), i swear like a sailor, and i've um, stroked someone's wood outside of marriage. if i did things their way, i'd be celebate for the rest of my life.
yeah, not gonna happen!!!
Hey, we can celebrate together.....:devil:0 -
It hasn't really got anything to do with my upbringing. My back 9 is just way out of bounds!0
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You can't join a convent anyway, Oboe - you haven't got nun hair.
But since we're having a musical day, how do you solve a problem like Maria?0 -
mine too Bern!!! "Do Not Enter" "One Way" "Exit Lane Only"0
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You can't join a convent anyway, Oboe - you haven't got nun hair.
But since we're having a musical day, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
i will have the nun hair in March!
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do find a word that means Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A flibbertijibbit, a whil o the whisp, a clown
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
oh how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?0 -
What's happening in March?0
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You can't join a convent anyway, Oboe - you haven't got nun hair.
But since we're having a musical day, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
Makes me think of 2 songs...
1 Maria, Maria - by Santana ( I am a huge Santana fan)
2 Willie Nelson - Maria (Shut up and kiss me)
That's my favorite part, to rewind my life on.
When my world got dark, and you turned my light on,
I watched it for hours again and again in my head.
I did.
I see I was down on you, more than I needed to be.
I'd say I'm sorry but then you'd think I'm lyin'
Maria, shut up and kiss me
Stop shakin', stand up and hold me.
I bet you're gonna miss me.
You need me. Believe me.
Maria, shut up and kiss me
You're crazy and it turns me on and on,
The way you're carryin' on.
That's my favorite shirt, you always had on.
Man, it sure looked good, ev'ry time you walked on.
You're takin' the wind from me every chance that you could.
You're good.
Somethin' I can't explain.
You tell me lately I've changed.
If you feel better tell me why are you cryin'?
Maria, shut up and kiss me
Stop shakin', stand up and hold me.
I bet you're gonna miss me.
You need me. Believe me.
Maria, shut up and kiss me
You're crazy and it turns me on and on,
The way you're carryin' on.
Maria, Maria, can't we talk it over instead?
Let's call it even and leave it alone.
Come to bed.
Maria, stop leavin' your teasin' is beatin' me down.
Maria just calm down
In these situations I've found it's best to not be proud
And say that you're sorry.
Maria, shut up and kiss me
Stop shakin', stand up and hold me.
I bet you're gonna miss me.
You need me. Believe me.
Maria, shut up and kiss me
You're crazy and it turns me on and on,
You're crazy and it turns me on and on,
The way you're carryin' on.
And it turns me on and on,
And it turns me on and on,
And it turns me on and on,0 -
There's also the Maria from West Side Story. And Debbie Harry did a Maria song as well.0
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"I just met a girl named Maria
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me
Maria
I just kissed a girl named Maria
And suddenly I found
How wonderful a sound
Can be"0 -
preferably sung by Johnny Mathis0
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