The kiss of death!!!!!
Replies
-
It will roll before 4pm. Mark my words. (Possibly)
Would that be a...(wait for it...wait for it..) DRUM ROLL? (rimshot)0 -
and to keep the festive mood I will start another Christmas favorite of mine....
Music and Lyrics © Matthew Ebel Entertainment
We know that it’s that time of year when families come together
to sing and laugh and eat too much and gripe about the weather.
It’s Christmas, but I’m sad to say we’re in a situation;
we can’t come home until the end of our incarceration.
(Alien gibberish)
We’re far from family but still the locals treat us kindly.
The guards are cheerful even though they’re ordered to confine me.
The aliens across from us got nicked for snowball fighting,
they made us earwax candles to provide some festive lighting.
In this cozy prison cell, from all the inmates and my crew,
merry Christmas from cell block two.
Merry Christmas from cell block two.0 -
It will roll before 4pm. Mark my words. (Possibly)
Would that be a...(wait for it...wait for it..) DRUM ROLL? (rimshot)
Yes.
/choked vintage crash cymbal0 -
its gonna be tough to roll I believe...I am on my way to the shower since I have to go to a luncheon at the office...that will take 2-3 hours of my day and it seems Oboe has gone "on holiday" for the moment...but here is some more music while you wait...
The mobsters down in cell block one sent us a pile of fishes
and someone swiped the warden’s credit card to buy us dishes.
We tried to start some caroling but no one dared to sing.
We asked what Santa Claus looked like but no one saw a thing.
Our Yule log was courtesy of Blarg who’s in for arson,
although he swears his crime’s impersonation of a parson.
Our neighbor’s from a distant world, he’s serving 10-20.
He gifted us a shiv to cut the cake ’cause he’s got plenty.
We know we won’t be here for long-
like everyone that’s in here, we did nothing wrong.
We hope that we’ll be out before it gets too late,
but in or out we plan to celebrate.
We made nog in our commode but no one wants to drink it.
(I guess we could’ve used the sink but no one thought to think it.)
We had a tree with ornaments and tinsel colored gold
but yesterday it disappeared, they say it made parole…
from this cozy prison cell, from all the inmates and my crew,
merry Christmas from cell block two.
Merry Christmastime from all of us to all of you…0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
And all throught the house
Every creature was stirring
Even the mouse
The stockings weren't hung
They were thrown on a chair
And as for St. Nick
Nobody cared
The tree was all trimmed
With reefer and holly
And all in the house
Were drunk and quite jolly
Mom in the whorehouse
And Dad smokin' grass
And I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of *kitten*
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter
When out on the lawn
I saw a big d.ic.k
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The f*cker had fell
He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber *kitten*
For my brother the queer
He flew back up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son-of-a-b*tc.h
Blew my chimney apart
And I heard him exclaim
As he rode out of site
Piss on you all, and have a s.h.i.tty *kitten* night!!!!!0 -
I was going to type it, but it sounds so much better sung so just nip along to see it:
http://youtu.be/39TGE-Xh_20
And, ehm... ladies I think the KOD can do better!0 -
absolutely we could!!!!! i'm not on holiday, Harvo, my boss came down. haha
JUST a bowtie Harvo? Merry Christmas to all!0 -
I was going to type it, but it sounds so much better sung so just nip along to see it:http://youtu.be/39TGE-Xh_20
And, ehm... ladies I think the KOD can do better!
OK, I've stripped down to my undies and am just making sure I know all the words. Are you other girlies on your way?0 -
Remember Harvo, if we don't see the pic it never happened....0
-
I've got a long cold swim ahead of me, Bern, but I'm on my way!!!0
-
OK, I've stripped down to my undies and am just making sure I know all the words. Are you other girlies on your way?
I'm ready!0 -
I'm depressed today, I should have been going to the MEN tonight to see my favourite band, but when the girl I was going with pulled out and I couldn't fill her stop I sold my tickets :sad: Now regretting it BIGTIME :sad:0
-
Where's MEN??0
-
what's MEN?0
-
OK, I've stripped down to my undies and am just making sure I know all the words. Are you other girlies on your way?
Born ready!!!0 -
Manchester Evening News Arena (Massive concert venue)0
-
And who is on tonight?0
-
um, i've got an extra pair of bon jovi tickets for february that you can have... provided you cross the pond...0
-
Courteeners I believe. And it's just called Manchester Arena now, the sponsorship ran out earlier this year.
/pedant0 -
I really wanted to see the Rolling Stones0
-
so you gave up your tix just cause you didn't want to go alone, Bex?0
-
That's all kinds of wrong. I go to most gigs alone.0
-
Remember Harvo, if we don't see the pic it never happened....
NICE....better see if Oboe has a camera...I mean it was what she asked KOD for as a Christmas present...0 -
I really wanted to see the Rolling Stones
EASY...stones were not meant to be rolled......0 -
so you gave up your tix just cause you didn't want to go alone, Bex?
Yeah, it's not really the safest thing to do. And yes it's the Courteeners so you really need to go with someone that likes them as they are up and coming. I jump around like a crazy fool lol0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e093F9sJgqs
I was at this concert 2 years ago, only in seats though, tonights tickets were standing :sad:0 -
you could go alone and found a nice looking boy to jump around like crazy with....
but that's definitely not the safer option...0 -
Well done for taking the initiative BernI was going to type it, but it sounds so much better sung so just nip along to see it:http://youtu.be/39TGE-Xh_20
And, ehm... ladies I think the KOD can do better!
OK, I've stripped down to my undies and am just making sure I know all the words. Are you other girlies on your way?
0 -
I go to gigs on my own, but it is different for guys. Shame we didn't know sooner, I would have gone with you Bex 0
-
You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy *kitten*
Happy christmas your *kitten* I pray god it´s our last.
I'm in desperate need of hearing some Christmas music.0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 176K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.6K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions