The kiss of death!!!!!
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Well done for taking the initiative Bern
Thanks, but I'm starting to get a bit cold now.0 -
You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy *kitten*
Happy christmas your *kitten* I pray god it´s our last.
I'm in desperate need of hearing some Christmas music.
I have given 2 or 3 songs at this point :sad: :brokenheart:0 -
Let me try again....as sung by Bob Rivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmFNDU5D8U0
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.0 -
hearing vs. reading harvo! i do love everything you're posting, it's cracking me up! :flowerforyou:0
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I have given 2 or 3 songs at this point :sad: :brokenheart:
Yes, and you've sung them beautifully too. But I'd quite like to hear them coming out of actual speakers.0 -
I have given 2 or 3 songs at this point :sad: :brokenheart:
Yes, and you've sung them beautifully too. But I'd quite like to hear them coming out of actual speakers.
at your service madam (bows)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmFNDU5D8U00 -
I go to gigs on my own, but it is different for guys. Shame we didn't know sooner, I would have gone with you Bex
Next time I'll ask you guys beforehand lol0 -
Maybe more appropriate for MFP...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN_TtQczgZA
It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It's the most fattening time of the year
It's the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping you're cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It's the heav-heaviest season of all
There'll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
there'll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
it's the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet you're blowing
there's calories going straight down to your rear
it's the scale flattening time of the year
there'll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
it's too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
It's the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringle's will tremble in fear
It's the most fattening time,
it's the belt loosening time,
it's the most fattening time of the year0 -
and my last Christmas song before I leave for this "team building exercise"....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYPCo2rF_V8
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
See you guys and gals soon0 -
Too much music.0
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Too much music.
And not enough smut :mad: :explode: :devil: lol0 -
Smut is useless without pics.0
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Pics are good, but imagination can do good things too0
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i would post pics if i weren't at work....
we need to go back to talking about Bern starting the initiative to sing in our undies0 -
Pics are good, but imagination can do good things too
Imaginations are evil and must be killed with fire.0 -
Really? Why do you think that?0
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Experience. Anyway, I'm bringing the thread down. I'll shut up.
/sings Silent Night in a sweet falsetto0 -
Imagination for smut is good, cos sometimes you have nothing else lol
I can see what you are saying about other things though.0 -
Experience. Anyway, I'm bringing the thread down. I'll shut up.
/sings Silent Night in a sweet falsetto
I prefer real ones but hey if they wants to show their falsetto's I am there!0 -
Imagination for smut rules! :flowerforyou: :drinker:0
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OK kids, 19 posts to go til we roll, please dig in (with smut of possible)
I am going home at 5 to spend the night on the sofa under the blanket (literally)0 -
for some of us, our imagination is the only thing that keeps us going...
mine is rather active. especially lately.
obviously the real thing is 100x better, but hey, i'll take what i can get (which is.... me....)
haha0 -
I do not believe I would be alive if it weren't for imagination during my first marriage...but I digress...see ya later...enjoy rolling without me...0
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for some of us, our imagination is the only thing that keeps us going...
mine is rather active. especially lately.
obviously the real thing is 100x better, but hey, i'll take what i can get (which is.... me....)
haha
For some of us it's the only thing that stops us going. Mine's also rather active lately.
Tonight I am going to hit all of the drums with the sticks. Funs.0 -
I'm here til 5 as well if we can roll together before then0
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I do not believe I would be alive if it weren't for imagination during my first marriage...but I digress...see ya later...enjoy rolling without me...
Was you using your imagination alone or with your wife?0 -
I'm back for the roll!0
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I do not believe I would be alive if it weren't for imagination during my first marriage...but I digress...see ya later...enjoy rolling without me...
Was you using your imagination alone or with your wife?
I'd be interested to hear ex Mrs Harvo's thoughts on this!0 -
I said it would happen before 4. So I have 14 minutes to talk to myself in.0
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I said it would happen before 4. So I have 14 minutes to talk to myself in.
Piece of cake0
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