The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i don't want a lot for christmas
    there is just one thing i need
    i don't care about the presents
    underneath the christmas tree

    i just want you for my own
    more than you will ever know
    make my wish come true
    baby all i want for christmas...

    is you.

    And where should I place the bow? :flowerforyou:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I'm still here, in the back ground.

    Thats a lot of reading Amber. Welcome :flowerforyou:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Where's Tracey by the way, she's not been here for a while, I know I don't have much room to talk this week lol

    i haven't seen her since monday i think? we're not even gonna roll this week with everyone missing!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i don't want a lot for christmas
    there is just one thing i need
    i don't care about the presents
    underneath the christmas tree

    i just want you for my own
    more than you will ever know
    make my wish come true
    baby all i want for christmas...

    is you.

    And where should I place the bow? :flowerforyou:

    oh good question... i'll leave that one up to you :tongue:
  • Amber393
    Amber393 Posts: 472 Member
    Thats a lot of reading Amber. Welcome :flowerforyou:

    Thanks Tracey! Insomnia has advantages sometimes. :laugh:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Bex - Thanks! LOL. I'm not ashamed to admit i started at the beginning and worked my way up to now.

    WOW...that is dedication....
  • Amber393
    Amber393 Posts: 472 Member
    Maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment. :wink:

    Gotta go though, time for work! Check in with all of ya later.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Tracey and Moniac showed and if Amber has read all that "info" on you guys and gals maybe she wants to roll with us this time.....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    And where should I place the bow? :flowerforyou:
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    oh good question... i'll leave that one up to you :tongue:
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    I will just wear a bowtie for this special occasion....
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    It will roll before 4pm. Mark my words. (Possibly)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    It will roll before 4pm. Mark my words. (Possibly)

    Would that be a...(wait for it...wait for it..) DRUM ROLL? (rimshot)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    and to keep the festive mood I will start another Christmas favorite of mine....

    Music and Lyrics © Matthew Ebel Entertainment

    We know that it’s that time of year when families come together
    to sing and laugh and eat too much and gripe about the weather.
    It’s Christmas, but I’m sad to say we’re in a situation;
    we can’t come home until the end of our incarceration.

    (Alien gibberish)

    We’re far from family but still the locals treat us kindly.
    The guards are cheerful even though they’re ordered to confine me.
    The aliens across from us got nicked for snowball fighting,
    they made us earwax candles to provide some festive lighting.

    In this cozy prison cell, from all the inmates and my crew,
    merry Christmas from cell block two.
    Merry Christmas from cell block two.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    It will roll before 4pm. Mark my words. (Possibly)

    Would that be a...(wait for it...wait for it..) DRUM ROLL? (rimshot)

    Yes.

    /choked vintage crash cymbal
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    its gonna be tough to roll I believe...I am on my way to the shower since I have to go to a luncheon at the office...that will take 2-3 hours of my day and it seems Oboe has gone "on holiday" for the moment...but here is some more music while you wait...

    The mobsters down in cell block one sent us a pile of fishes
    and someone swiped the warden’s credit card to buy us dishes.
    We tried to start some caroling but no one dared to sing.
    We asked what Santa Claus looked like but no one saw a thing.

    Our Yule log was courtesy of Blarg who’s in for arson,
    although he swears his crime’s impersonation of a parson.
    Our neighbor’s from a distant world, he’s serving 10-20.
    He gifted us a shiv to cut the cake ’cause he’s got plenty.

    We know we won’t be here for long-
    like everyone that’s in here, we did nothing wrong.
    We hope that we’ll be out before it gets too late,
    but in or out we plan to celebrate.

    We made nog in our commode but no one wants to drink it.
    (I guess we could’ve used the sink but no one thought to think it.)
    We had a tree with ornaments and tinsel colored gold
    but yesterday it disappeared, they say it made parole…

    from this cozy prison cell, from all the inmates and my crew,
    merry Christmas from cell block two.
    Merry Christmastime from all of us to all of you…
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all throught the house
    Every creature was stirring
    Even the mouse
    The stockings weren't hung
    They were thrown on a chair
    And as for St. Nick
    Nobody cared

    The tree was all trimmed
    With reefer and holly
    And all in the house
    Were drunk and quite jolly
    Mom in the whorehouse
    And Dad smokin' grass
    And I'd just settled down
    For a nice piece of *kitten*

    When out on the lawn
    There arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my piece
    To see what was the matter

    When out on the lawn
    I saw a big d.ic.k
    I knew in a moment
    It must be St. Nick

    He came down the chimney
    Like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment
    The f*cker had fell

    He filled all the stockings
    With pretzels and beer
    And a big rubber *kitten*
    For my brother the queer

    He flew back up the chimney
    With a thunderous fart
    The son-of-a-b*tc.h
    Blew my chimney apart

    And I heard him exclaim
    As he rode out of site
    Piss on you all, and have a s.h.i.tty *kitten* night!!!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I was going to type it, but it sounds so much better sung so just nip along to see it:
    http://youtu.be/39TGE-Xh_20

    And, ehm... ladies I think the KOD can do better!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    absolutely we could!!!!! i'm not on holiday, Harvo, my boss came down. haha

    JUST a bowtie Harvo? Merry Christmas to all!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I was going to type it, but it sounds so much better sung so just nip along to see it:
    http://youtu.be/39TGE-Xh_20

    And, ehm... ladies I think the KOD can do better!

    OK, I've stripped down to my undies and am just making sure I know all the words. Are you other girlies on your way?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Remember Harvo, if we don't see the pic it never happened....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I've got a long cold swim ahead of me, Bern, but I'm on my way!!!

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