The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    My goodness. I disappear for a day and come back to KOD feeling a bit like the 3 bears. Hope no one ate my porridge!
    We need guidance. Us newbies aren't sure what to do here by ourselves :(

    Can you help us? (shivers uncontrollably)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    We need guidance. Us newbies aren't sure what to do here by ourselves :(

    Can you help us? (shivers uncontrollably)

    Oh there's not much to know really. You slip in, write something a bit naughty, titter to yourself and wait for someone else to join in.

    But be warned that nothing much happens here over the weekend. We like it best when KOD can take us away from our work days so we're generally most active during the week. Most of us, except for Oboe and Harvo, are in the UK so there's the time difference to think about as well.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member

    kiss of death explained in OP - go there. Rolling is when a thread reaches max pages and rolls to a new thread. Tossing is apparently a Brit term for casual? sex? Pancakes are yummy and is a part of Shrove Tuesday in England.
    Tossing is a form of casual sex, if casual means by yourself and you happen to be a boy... it made me giggle though.

    So, I'm off for a moment and everyone's in my corner and there are about 50 pages to read.. gosh.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Bern, did I leave it long enough before coming in, no one suspected a thing, right?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Nah, I think you're safe. Everyone's focussing on which corner of the thread to avoid!
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    slim, tinz peed in the corner. you should probably hang with the rest of us to avoid it....
    tinz, it's good to finally meet you, but please no more peeing in the corner if you can help it. We all ended up in the shower, which started out great, but then the girls left, and it got real scary trying to get out of there!
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    It has been quiet...
    I know someone who enjoys tossing on my behalf.... She saves me the bother!
    :wink:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    hello, yeah, to be honest I only peed once and I forget why, but with it being a rubber padded forum it just won't go.
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    Wow, I just feel asleep under the KOD covers. I dreamt I was a giant Slim Jim and all the ladies were nibbling on me... I'm just gonna lay here for a while longer...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    hello, yeah, to be honest I only peed once and I forget why, but with it being a rubber padded forum it just won't go.

    You were marking your territory!

    Slim, once you've woken up you can't go back to the same dream, no matter how hard you try. What is a Slim Jim by the way?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Oh yeah, I remember now! keep out of my corner :grumble:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Morinng everyone, mind if I slip in?

    But not slip in the wet corner...

    I wasfeeling grumpy when I woke up :ohwell:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yes, watch that corner. It's mostly dry now but still stinks a bit.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I need some early Monday morning baps
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I need some early Monday morning baps

    We need Bex and Oboe then. I've only got grapefruit.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning all. Just popped in to say hi before going off for lunch.
    Hope everyone had a good weekend
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    here i come to save the day!!!!!!

    good morning everyone!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Hi Tracey & Oboe. I hope Tinz is warming his hands for you, Oboe.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    warming as we speak - Bern you know your grapefruit are always welcome too...

    so, ladies, one at a time or all together?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    can you handle us all together tinz? :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    He'll need to be quick. Harvo will be along soon and you know he doesn't like to miss out.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    that's true, although it is a holiday over here, so maybe he won't be in today...

    maybe ken or slim wanna get in on it?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    that's true, although it is a holiday over here, so maybe he won't be in today...

    maybe ken or slim wanna get in on it?
    Hay hay... I can handle it, don't worry...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm gonna need you to prove that.... :wink:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Hey, Tinz, I'm sure you can handle the ladies, but I'll be on standby in case you need back-up
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    He'll need to be quick. Harvo will be along soon and you know he doesn't like to miss out.

    Did someone call? BTW, most ladies like for their porridge to be eaten....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    that's true, although it is a holiday over here, so maybe he won't be in today...

    maybe ken or slim wanna get in on it?

    DANG Oboe...its not even 8 and you are replacing me. Guess it is time to put the wood away.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    that's true, although it is a holiday over here, so maybe he won't be in today...

    maybe ken or slim wanna get in on it?

    DANG Oboe...its not even 8 and you are replacing me. Guess it is time to put the wood away.
    She's a fickle mistress that one.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm not replacing you harvo. ever.

    just trying to make the newbies feel welcome! i don't want them to be left out in the cold when it's so toasty under the blanket...

    and hopefully tinz is done having cold hands, i'm not sure how much more of that i could take!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    [She's a fickle mistress that one.

    and i'm not fickle. i say the more the merrier.

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