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The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well, if you roll make it a darn good one. I want pics and details!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I totally missed the last one and the one before that was all girls. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I need a bamboo mat to roll. My hands are somewhat lacking in finesse.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I need a bamboo mat to roll. My hands are somewhat lacking in finesse.

    We could push you?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Or maybe you could just give us a drumroll?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I need a bamboo mat to roll. My hands are somewhat lacking in finesse.

    We could push you?

    Not quite what I was thinking. I could go all Fred Durst on yo *kitten*. Back up, back up.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Not quite what I was thinking. I could go all Fred Durst on yo *kitten*. Back up, back up.

    Oh now I'm with you. We could also go Rolling in the Deep.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning all!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Hello stranger
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Bit quiet in here today, where is all the smut?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    In your suitcase?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well it is full of tools and implements to assist with the smuttyness
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    When you say tools and implements you means feathers and silk, don't you?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    When you say tools and implements you means feathers and silk, don't you?
    Yes.....plus paddles for spanking, oils for massaging loins and my crown
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Any one see "the sex clinic" last night? Onl watched the first 20 minutes but quite a funny!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Any one see "the sex clinic" last night? Onl watched the first 20 minutes but quite a funny!
    I think I saw something similar a while back, putting the spark back into couple's sexlives
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I've see that before, not too bad. This was a sex clinic in London and Birmingham. A lot of specialised sex works
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Morning...

    Does anyone want to finish this pile of forensic accounting I am doing so I can go back to bed?
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Morning all.
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Morning...

    Does anyone want to finish this pile of forensic accounting I am doing so I can go back to bed?

    Nah I'm not qualified to do the accounting but I am all for going back to bed just need it warmed up first
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Morning...

    Does anyone want to finish this pile of forensic accounting I am doing so I can go back to bed?

    Nah I'm not qualified to do the accounting but I am all for going back to bed just need it warmed up first

    lol. I went to school for fashion design. I happen to be really good at math (and was a carnie so I know something about screwing with people) so I got stuck uncovering a subcontractors EPIC douche-baggery. Four weeks of my life I will never get back.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hou, did you remember the blindfold and the tie downs in your suitcase too?
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    hou, did you remember the blindfold and the tie downs in your suitcase too?

    I am having one of those days, and the visual of a TSA agent going through a suitcase as described has me giggling silently.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Stopped in over the weekend to say hi!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Morning - long time no speak - yes I am still alive :happy:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    Morning - I must do better.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Good morning all you lovely people
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Good Morning all. Everyone enjoy the suns first appearance over the weekend?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    Good Morning all. Everyone enjoy the suns first appearance over the weekend?
    That glowing warmish orb in the sky? I had almost forgotten we had one.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Morning all. Was there sun? I was trapped inside all day and missed it.
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