The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all...someone should help Tinz. It appears he has fallen and can't get up!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Morning all...someone should help Tinz. It appears he has fallen and can't get up!

    And there's me thinking he was waiting for ladies with skirts to walk by :wink: I'll go and put my kilt on, that will get him up :devil:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Maybe he is waiting for you to do just that Chris
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    He seems to have a camera in his hand. Be careful, Chris. You never know where those pics might turn up. And he's handy with a photocopier as well.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I think we'll keep our fingers crossed they end up on here!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yep, can't wait to see Chris in a kilt taken from below!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can't imagine Chris would make you ladies wait for Tinz to take that pic....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can't imagine Chris would make you ladies wait for Tinz to take that pic....

    Doesn't seem right, does it?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Ah, if Tinz can't be bothered I'm putting my trousers back on again, it's sunny but not that warm
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    boo!!!!! you could just take one for us, chris!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    We should give Chris a bit of a break..I mean if he has been out without his trousers and it is not that warm he may need some time to combat the shrikage.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Hay.. I was asleep and someone stole the blanket, then I had this nightmare about an elephant with a kilt on its head... urrrg
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    point of clarification (for us across the pond) if this is a fishing innuendo it would seem the ladies are more interested in the rod instead of the tackle....or am I misunderstanding your reference to tackle?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'll line up for any piece of meat!!!!!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    Not that brave and toooo many wobbly bits still (sorry to get the hopes up). I may pluck up the courage to do something later this week but quite busy over the next few days
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    Not that brave and toooo many wobbly bits still (sorry to get the hopes up). I may pluck the courage to do something later this week but quite busy over the next few days

    ..... you're going to pluck what?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    Not that brave and toooo many wobbly bits still (sorry to get the hopes up). I may pluck the courage to do something later this week but quite busy over the next few days
    I am sure the ladies will firm it up if it is still wobbly :p

    Harvo - I agree, the rod will be more of interest. I think it is just a general term for the meat and 2 veg
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    Not that brave and toooo many wobbly bits still (sorry to get the hopes up). I may pluck the courage to do something later this week but quite busy over the next few days

    ..... you're going to pluck what?

    I have now added the word 'up' as in pluck up the courage :laugh:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I have now added the word 'up' as in pluck up the courage :laugh:
    I thought you were going all hardwood flooring on us.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Seems you have ladies, and tinz, lining up to see your tackle

    Not that brave and toooo many wobbly bits still (sorry to get the hopes up). I may pluck the courage to do something later this week but quite busy over the next few days
    I am sure the ladies will firm it up if it is still wobbly :p

    Harvo - I agree, the rod will be more of interest. I think it is just a general term for the meat and 2 veg

    Alas my wobbly bits are the leftovers of my beer gut, and whilst I'm over the moon with my weight loss, as my tum has got smaller, the stubborn subcutanious fat still remains along with the skin which needs to catch up and go back in to shape.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    um, i'm pretty sure you're only saying that because you're your own worst critic....

    i'm pretty sure your bits and pieces are fabulous.

    and i'm sure we can take care of that wobbly problem...
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I have now added the word 'up' as in pluck up the courage :laugh:
    I thought you were going all hardwood flooring on us.

    Not this week anyway :ohwell:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Hay.. I was asleep and someone stole the blanket, then I had this nightmare about an elephant with a kilt on its head... urrrg

    Be thankful you woke up before the elephant used his trunk to suck up some nuts to eat...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    My husband likes to call it sub****y fat!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    We sure will help firm up that wobbly bit
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think I must have put my head in some gum, it's stuck to the ground.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    But keeping your mouth closed is a good idea.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    But keeping your mouth closed is a good idea.
    I thought you ladies would prefer him having his tongue out?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    haha i was just gonna say...

    i'll take advantage of the situation....

    i need a place to sit, and your mouth seems to be quite available....

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