Whats your Favorite movie Quote Ever!
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Anything Val Kilmer says in Tombstone is memorable!
My favorite movie quote: Yippie ky aye mother f**ker!! (quoting the great Bruce Willis)0 -
Somebody go get a sh*tload of dimes!
(slim pickens in Blazing Saddles when they come to the tollbooth in the middle of the desert). .0 -
"Just keep Swimming, Just keep swimming..." Finding Nemo0
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"No one puts Baby in a corner" - Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing (but I didn't need to tell you that, right?)0
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"I love lamp." - Anchorman (so many great quotes from this movie imho) :laugh:
yes there are!0 -
“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” - Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind0
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Big Gulps huh?......................We'll, see you later!
Dumb and Dumber
lmao love that movie.0 -
This one's long but I laugh EVERY.SINGLE.TIME:
“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”
“How you gonna do that?”
“We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”0 -
I'm gonna bunch that Bleaker kid in the weiner next time I see him.0
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-Kevin Costner, Bull Durham
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Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction0 -
I'm an 80's kid..
"Listen...do you smell something?" ~ Ghostbusters.. I use this quite frequent...sorry to admit..:bigsmile:
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~The Princess Bride
“No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food.” ~16 Candles
"Bueller....Bueller.... " This needs no explanation..
"I'm your density" ~ Back to the future...
"Cutta say can't haaaaang, slide be a piece of the porter, drink side on the java." "Chump don't want da help, chump don't get da help, jive-*kitten* dude don't got no brains anyhow!" "You just hang loose, blood, she be back on the flip side with the medicine." ~Airplane.. Look... Ms Clever speaking jive? Can it get any better???!
but this is a newer goodie..
"You motorboating son of a bi*ch!" ~Wedding crashers0 -
"You're my boy BLUE!" and "There's going to be so much more room for activites!"0
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"Bend over and I'll show ya!"0
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"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open." - Murphy, Boondock Saints
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints0 -
Jack's the man:
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No *kitten*. I really wanna know. You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? ~ Witches of Eastwick
"The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars." ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"You make me want to be a better man." ~ As Good As It Gets
"Good times, noodle salad."
"Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here."
"I'm drowning here and you're describing the water."
Question: How do you write women so well?
Answer: "I think of a man, and take away all reason and accountability."0 -
"Lord, i want to thank you for the waitress in South Bend. You know who she is....she kept calling your name" League of Their Own0
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Jack's the man:
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No *kitten*. I really wanna know. You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? ~ Witches of Eastwick
"The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars." ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"You make me want to be a better man." ~ As Good As It Gets
"Good times, noodle salad."
"Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here."
"I'm drowning here and you're describing the water."
Question: How do you write women so well?
Answer: "I think of a man, and take away all reason and accountability."
From Five Easy Pieces.
Bobby (Jack ): I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.0 -
There are lot of good ones on here...here are some others I like...
Those aren't pillows!
It's just a flesh wound.
I'm had as h***, and I'm not going to take this anymore.
Let me undersatnd this cause, ya know, maybe it's me. I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how. I mean funny like I'm a clown. I amuse you? I may you laugh. I'm hear to f*****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
The other two require more setup...
Zoot: Oh, but we are nice, and we will attend to your every, every need. Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight-score young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh, it is a lonely life: Bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights.
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like, and then spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
[Sir Lancelot crashes in, grabs Galahad and rushes out of the castle]
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's far too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
and finally
"So this is what is called a lunchtime poll. You win five million dollars in the Publishers’ Sweepstakes and the same day that what’s his face gives you the check, aliens land on earth and say they’re gonna blow up the world in two days. What are you gonna do with the money?"
" I’d pay Madonna a million bucks to sit on my face and have her ride me like the Kentucky Derby……..she should pay me though" - granted this was said in a movie 24 years ago.....wow, didn't realize it was that long ago, lol.0 -
"We are the Knights of Nim"0
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I really love "Frankly my dear, I don;t give a damn." I think that is the greatest old movie line
But when I read this"it's 106 miles to chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
I thought: Hell Yea!0 -
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.0
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Ahhh, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.0
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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
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This will forever be my fave quote :
John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, *kitten*' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
One of my fav movies
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Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.
Young Frankenstein.0 -
Die Hard "Yipee Kiyay mother f#@!%r"0
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"Would you like a tiny chicken?"0
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH classic. I still say this *kitten* to this day. lol0 -
"it's 106 miles to chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
LIKE
"I don't think that word means what you think it means."
LOVE. 0 -
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die...
^^^^0
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