Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line
Im_NotPerfect
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Everyone loves Mel Brooks! What's your favorite line??
Blazing Saddles...."Oh Boys! Look what I found! Hey...where are all the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles...."Oh Boys! Look what I found! Hey...where are all the white women at?"
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may da schwartz be witcha!0
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Anything from Spaceballs....0
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Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose. How womantic0
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"It Takes a REAL man to wear tights!"0
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I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!
I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films0 -
I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!
I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films
OMG this is fantastic! That has got to be the BEST sequence of that movie!!0 -
"It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"0
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"THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"
"The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
"What hump?"0 -
Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Whooooaaaaaaa!
Well, we could use another wine steward.
I got a great corkscrew!
Whoooaaaaaaa!
Damn, this a hip crowd!0 -
"So tell me, why Latrine?"
"We changed it in the 4th Century"
"You changed it TO Latrine?"
"Yeah. It used to be ****house!"
"It's a good change! A good change!"0 -
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.0
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"When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."
I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:0 -
"Screw you! I work for Mel Brooks!" - Blazing Saddles
"12345 that's the kinda combination an idiot would have on his luggage!" - Spaceballs
"Puttin on the Ritz" - Young Frankenstein
"Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood0 -
Frau Blücher.0
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"no, no, no, no, no, no, YEEESSSSS....."
Movie: History of the World Part I
Scene: selection of the eunichs....0 -
'suse me while I whip this out...0
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What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.0 -
"When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."
I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:
i'm a mog. half man, half dog. i'm my own best friend
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Mongo only pawn in game of life.0
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Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!0
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The people are revolting!
You said it, they stink on ice!
your nuts...n-V-t-s nuts!
Give to Oedipus... Hey Josephus!
Hey Muthafuka!0 -
It's good to be the king!0
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Shes gone from suck to blow ---Spaceballs
Unlike other Robins I can speak with a British accent-- Men in Tights
Send in the Nuns---- History of the world.. Man I love Mel Brooks0 -
Candygram for Mongo!0
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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become
or better yet
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *kitten*: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *kitten*, Major *kitten*!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *kitten*!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *kitten*!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *kitten*!0 -
Roll, Roll, Roll in the hay!
Moses: “The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: “Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
It's good to be the king.0 -
Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.
Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.
Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!
Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
Ahchoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!0 -
We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!
She's right, she's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!
Au-haw-haw.
Au-haw-haw.0
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