Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

HuskyMan3

I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

CDeRuyter

Frau Blücher.

Horse whinnies!

peles_fire

OMG, I just found heaven... Mel Brooks is my all time favorite!

"Virgins, put on your no entry signs. We're about to confront...GUYS."

"Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?"
"I'm sorry, Sir, I flunked flank."
"You flunked flank? Get the flunk outta here!"

"When you die at the palace you really die at the palace."

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthraots, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bullbags, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten* kickers, *kitten* kickers, and Methodists!"

"Sir the peasants are revolting."
"You said it, they stink on ice!"

"You stupid, ignorant, son of a *****, dumb *kitten*! Jesus Christ! I've met some dumb *kitten* in my time, but you outdo them all!"

"Now you will see that evil always triumphs because good is dumb."

"I'm a Mawg, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

God, I could go on all day...

Oh too many to name... just too many. No one does it like Mel.

VryIrishGirl76

Were wolf....There wolf!

Hotanuri

"Yes, no no no no yes, no no no no yes, no no yes, no no no no no no no no no no.....
Yes, no no no no no no yes, no no no non no.......wait a minute...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! OLE!"

Cliffslosinit

Slim Pickens line explaining the wound on his head.

CDeRuyter

"The servant waits....while the master baits....."

Delivered by the fabulous Madeline Kahn.

HuskyMan3

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

amyford25

Igor-Wait, this might be dangerous.... you go first. - Young Frankenstein

Valkyriewoman

He vas my boyfriend!

Stay close to the candles... the staircase can be treacherous.

mcsteenie

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [singing] If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits...
The Monster: 'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ.


LOVE THAT ONE! or.... this one;



Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.

Im_NotPerfect

Have you been drinking the scramental wine again?

Fagalas? No! Just...Merry!

jenbit

lol I forgot one

MY HAIR!!!! (massive shooting ensues )

That was pretty good shooting.. for a girl

For a girl, that was good shooting for Rambo

ElicitDreams

Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!

THIS!!! I absolutely love that movie!!!

KickassAugust

"Nein, nein. Zeist est meshuggah"



"Mongo, only pawn in game of life."

suemar74

The two that I quote the most...


"She's gone from suck to blow!"

and

"Vood you like a roll in zee hay?"

(it's a tie)

Im_NotPerfect

Is there...anything...I can, do for you?
You can get off me!

and

No ding ding without the wedding ring!

KickassAugust

Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."


Taggart: "Gol- darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*."


Lamarr: "*kitten* kicker."

HuskyMan3

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*.

HuskyMan3

Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."


Taggart: "Gol- darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*."


Lamarr: "*kitten* kicker."

beat me to it

Damion72

Sheriff Bart - Well since you are my guest and I am your host, what are you pleasures? What do you like to do?
Cisco Kid - Play chess.......... screw.
Sheriff Bart - Let's play chess.

or

the William J. LaPedime Toll Both?!! What will they think of next? Somebody has to go back and get a **** load of dimes.

Im_NotPerfect

Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
Guessing? I GUESS no one is coming....

GorillaNJ

We are now armed with mighty joint!

BushkillBill

From Blazing saddles: There must be a legal precedent … , of course… land snatching … let’s see, Land, Land… See Snatch. Ha!.. Hailly Vs United States.. Hailly 7, United states nothing

From Space BallsL They went to plaid!

HuskyMan3

The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean


Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little *kitten* shot me in the *kitten*. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.

doorki

I'm a Stand-Up Philosopher!

So, a Bull$hit Artist.

LauraMacNCheese

We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.

We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... we're men in tights
always on guard defending the peoples rights.

(Can can music)
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...
lalalalalalala (repeat).

We're men..manly men
We're men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.

We may look like pansies,
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... we're men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We're butch.

GorillaNJ

Sire you look like the piss boy.
And you look like a bucket of *kitten*!!

WendyTerry420

Blazing Saddles:

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin on in here?"

and (hopefully this doesn't get me in trouble: "The new sheriff's a ni......"

And the line quoted in the OP is another favorite!


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

K_Smith86

Oh man, this is seriously IMPOSSIBLE to answer! Mel Brooks is a god in the movie world, and I quote his stuff all the time.

Anything from Young Frankenstein and Robin Hood Men In Tights mainly, but you can't forget To Be Or Not To Be, and of course Blazing Saddles. Ah hell, I haven't seen a movie of his I didn't like or laugh at.

Now I'm going to have to have a Mel Brooks movie marathon. But Young Frankenstein has to be my favorite