Rejected by my husband....

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  • projectxreborn
    projectxreborn Posts: 204
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
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    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg

    Why is all of that undercooked? Lol
  • PrettyGirlPayton
    PrettyGirlPayton Posts: 93 Member
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    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.

    Either you like bacon or your wrong!!!! :tongue:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    Every party has its pooper.
  • BR3ANDA
    BR3ANDA Posts: 622 Member
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    try making Bra Bacon!! :wink: :blushing:

    Oh, bacon lingerie! Great idea!
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    that was kinda nice.(Jr)..,i was thinkin shut up!..lol..
  • STrooper
    STrooper Posts: 659 Member
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    Maybe it's the result of seeing the movie


    PORKOCALYPSE NOW!

    "I LOVE the smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like VICTORY!"
  • jzrharv
    jzrharv Posts: 126 Member
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    You sure he was not thinking you wanted to see another movie with Kevin BACON? Understandable then.
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    baconmyheart.jpg
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Divorce him.
  • RockinBooty89
    RockinBooty89 Posts: 69
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    Screw divorce, you can't send him back out into the world after you find out a secret like that... he might breed non-bacon loving children and we can't have that, they might start a cult or something... oh the horror. I would suggest holding a pillow over his face while he sleeps but you didn't hear it from me...
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,245 Member
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    he doesn't reject you, he reject the bacon, how about hotdog? pancake? omellete?
  • Lacebopp
    Lacebopp Posts: 92 Member
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    DIVORCE HIM NOW



    edited to add my husband has offered to move in with you if your giving out bacon

    Nice!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    DIVORCE HIM NOW



    edited to add my husband has offered to move in with you if your giving out bacon

    :laugh:
  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
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    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg

    Why is all of that undercooked? Lol

    It's in the process of cooking on her hot bod. Seriously, it's from a movie. I want to say it's one of the Hot Shots Movies (Part Deux I think) with Charlie Sheen. Good for a chuckle.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    LA LA LA LA LA... I'm not listening *fingers in ears*
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    More bacon for us!!!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.

    Either you like bacon or your wrong!!!! :tongue:

    And if it makes you feel like puking, are you still wrong? I had a bad experience with bacon a few years ago that clearly traumatized me. :frown:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.

    Either you like bacon or your wrong!!!! :tongue:

    And if it makes you feel like puking, are you still wrong? I had a bad experience with bacon a few years ago that clearly traumatized me. :frown:

    Sure blame the bacon! Bacon offers its love to all.

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