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Rejected by my husband....
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I don't even know what to say...I am so sorry. I don't envy the position you are in right now. I mean, to turn down your offer like that...it's so harsh!!0
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I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.
Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.0 -
Sorry hon, but he must be getting his bacon somewhere else.0
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I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.
Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.
That's wrong.0 -
It could be catching, I refused beer last night :noway:
Get thy to a hospital now!0 -
That's wrong.
Which part, lol?0 -
Oh HELL no, thats grounds for divorce. How could he? Maybe he needs a day or two in the dog house, then offer him bacon again and see if he comes around, if not, try torture and brain washing, he'll come around eventually, if you're persistent enough. It may be a tough road ahead, but you can do this!
^^^^^^^ What she said! Please report back your progress...this tragedy could happen to any of us.0 -
I'd hit him over the head with the frying pan, then burn the house down. His behavior was unacceptable!0
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Time to get a lawyer0
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It's better that he said no to the bacon than to no to makin' bacon.0
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No Bacon = No Love0
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I hate bacon.
I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!
Me too!!!0 -
by giving him turkey bacon!
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Check his pockets for a yamica!!!
Try some shimp or shell fish, if he passes that down, you might have a closet kosher on your hands.0 -
Love will conquer all.
However if that bacons going spare ......
Mavis0 -
Gosh, you think you know someone...:sad: :noway:0
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Um ... I like bacon. Feel free to bring that deliciousness over HERE.0
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See, there's your problem. You offered it. Everyone knows that when it comes to marriage, you should just do what you think is best and screw his opinions. I bet he would have eaten it if you had cooked it up. And then, if he still hadn't, you could have turned on the quivering lip and let your eyes fill with tears.
Works for me pretty consistently.
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This is so funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs!0
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First it's bacon, next you find out he's really a secret agent. Double agent that is.0
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I just finished reading a thread about divorce photography. Maybe someone on there can recommend a good lawyer. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.0
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My boyfriend said the same thing the other day. I just looked at him and told him to eat it, he did
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You know what they say...if they don't want your bacon then it's probably because they're getting bacon elsewhere...0
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My husband offered a small piece of bacon to our 18 month old to try and he refused to eat it. My husbands wants a paternity test, lol.0
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Just break up.0
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Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?
When does he leave for work? I'll be your backdoor bacon man.0 -
DIVORCE time for sure! X0
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When does he leave for work? I'll be your backdoor bacon man.
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:noway:
:noway: I second this! But I know the feeling.0 -
Well he does groan alot in his sleep....and just the other day he started telling me that while he's never been a cannibal he can see the virtue in it. Hmmmmm, AND he said he loves me for my brains......I'm very suspicious now.
ahahaha.... I'm convinced your new song should be the zombie love song.
*sings*
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay.
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.0
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