Rejected by my husband....

RedHeadDevotchka
RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?
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  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
    :noway:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    I'm so sorry :frown:
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
    Nooooo! Oh the humanity. Surely he thought you said something else. There are a number of professionals that may be able to re-program him if you think he's worth the effort. Good luck!
  • gnb4hi
    gnb4hi Posts: 25
    Maybe he is just preparing his body for the impending Bacon Shortage..... BACONGEDDON!!!!!!!!
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    DIVORCE HIM NOW



    edited to add my husband has offered to move in with you if your giving out bacon
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    He MUST have misheard you.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    Never have enough bacon here
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Did you rush him to the ER? Something serious must be going on. Maybe he's a ZOMBIE! Be prepared to shoot him in the head!
  • BR3ANDA
    BR3ANDA Posts: 622 Member
    Oh HELL no, thats grounds for divorce. How could he? Maybe he needs a day or two in the dog house, then offer him bacon again and see if he comes around, if not, try torture and brain washing, he'll come around eventually, if you're persistent enough. It may be a tough road ahead, but you can do this!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Did you rush him to the ER? Something serious must be going on. Maybe he's a ZOMBIE! Be prepared to shoot him in the head!

    Well he does groan alot in his sleep....and just the other day he started telling me that while he's never been a cannibal he can see the virtue in it. Hmmmmm, AND he said he loves me for my brains......I'm very suspicious now.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Maybe he is just preparing his body for the impending Bacon Shortage..... BACONGEDDON!!!!!!!!


    Ahhh! I know! It's awful!
  • Manrahan
    Manrahan Posts: 40
    Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?

    When a husband loses interest, women often gotta turn to a back door man for comfort. In other news, I love bacon ...
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    I saw this on CNN
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!

    O.M.G.

    That's just what he said! Said it's too much fat :sad:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg

    See, that's where I went wrong....all in the presentation, duh
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I have never had Bacon in my life but my old roommate used to make it every freaking day and I absolutely hate that smell. That crap made me not wanna ever try it even more!
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    try making Bra Bacon!! :wink: :blushing:
  • projectxreborn
    projectxreborn Posts: 204
    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg

    Why is all of that undercooked? Lol
  • PrettyGirlPayton
    PrettyGirlPayton Posts: 93 Member
    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Um.. Everyone doesn't like BACON! It is not a crime.. lol at the sarcasm.

    Either you like bacon or your wrong!!!! :tongue:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    I know many people may get very annoyed because I am posting this,
    but I just wanted to make the suggestion to look up "Trichinae" or
    "trichinella spiralis"
    I used to love bacon, ham and cheese sandwiches, pepperoni...
    this changed my mind pretty quickly. I am not telling anyone
    to stop eating it, you have your own choice to make and it
    is your own business. But, I am
    glad I found out about it and just passing the into on in case
    anyone else wants to know. I have not eaten pork products
    in over seven years. I just can't.

    Every party has its pooper.
  • BR3ANDA
    BR3ANDA Posts: 622 Member
    try making Bra Bacon!! :wink: :blushing:

    Oh, bacon lingerie! Great idea!
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    that was kinda nice.(Jr)..,i was thinkin shut up!..lol..
  • STrooper
    STrooper Posts: 659 Member
    Maybe it's the result of seeing the movie


    PORKOCALYPSE NOW!

    "I LOVE the smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like VICTORY!"
  • jzrharv
    jzrharv Posts: 126 Member
    You sure he was not thinking you wanted to see another movie with Kevin BACON? Understandable then.
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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