What is the MEANEST email you ever sent....

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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Why not continue with this theme of the day........
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  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
    I don't send nastygrams via email. I prefer to say things to the person's face, as much as that sucks to do.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    Ooh, I sent an email to a girl one time and told her the reason no one wants to be her friend is because she tells her mom everything and no one trusts her.

    She told her mom, and her mom called my mother. And my mom told her off.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    About 7 years about I dated a guy who was addicted to Heroin. I was not aware of this until a month after we were dating. Once I found out I wanted out. He pleaded with me not to leave him and to help him quit his addiction. A few weeks later it was very apparent that he did not want help. After I broke up with him he sent me a very very very nasty email. I tried to be the bigger person and ignore until he sent a nasty email to my best friend and said horrible things about her 2 year old daughter. That was it. I sent him a very unflattering email and of course he sent me one back making threats about doing physical harm to me. I emailed him back and told him that I wasn't too worried because I was sure he would be dead soon from an overdose anyways. I never heard from him again. I received a text from a friend last year that he did die of a heroin overdose.

    I got the dates wrong. I dated him 6 years ago. Googled his Obit and he almost died 2 years ago. Oh my, how time flies.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    my dad emailed me something snippy and i replied with something that would sever our relationship for years.

    i can't remember exactly what i said, it has been so long now.

    but we have reconciled since then.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    An old ex-friend who stole from me and who shot his dog dead because it was behaving badly after being caged and malnourished tried to send me a friend request on FB.

    I mailed him back a three-page letter on why he sucks and told him if he sees me in public to walk the other way, preferably into traffic. :heart:
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    A former manager who essentially sexually harassed me (I was a little young and naive to realize what was happening at the time) made a fake gmail account a year after I quit my job and decided to email me. After about 2 exchanges I figured out who he was and sent him a long letter insulting his intelligence, life choices, drug addiction, and living situation. I punctuated the note by telling him I still had all the e-mails he sent me while I was working for that company (owned by his father) and would not hesitate to sue for sexual harassment if he emailed me again. That was that.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    I sent one to my mother-in-law after she sent one to myself and my husband. She went on and on about how my husband is a crappy, uncaring son because they don't get to see the kids as often as they'd like (if they had THEIR way it would have been every damn day. Literally.) and complaining that we spend all the holidays with MY family instead of them (we split time evenly between the two families just to make everyone happy).

    She got the email, sent me one back saying something like "This may come as a surprise to you but I have feelings too." Seriously though, my email was MUCH nicer than the one my husband wrote up to send. (I talked him out of sending it, otherwise I think it may have ended our relationship with them permanently and that was the last thing I wanted.)

    We were all pissed at each other for a few months, got over it and now things are okay.
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!

    The glass is half full. :)
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    I emailed a woman who was involved with my husband and simply told her to leave my family alone.

    She responded with a multi-paragraph email defending herself and her actions.

    Still haunts me to this day.
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!

    I would be careful about posting such things on a public forum, because what you did is a violation of federal wiretap law and a felony.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    I thought this topic would be funnier...
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    I thought this topic would be funnier...

    Me too....
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!

    I would be careful about posting such things on a public forum, because what you did is a violation of federal wiretap law and a felony.

    Yes, but Section 12, B, ii, of the internet freedom act states that anyone who leaves their email open on a public computer has authorized any person to send emails on their behalf
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    I don't think I've ever sent a mean email. I thought about it with my aunt on my dad's side that I don't want a relationship with at the moment when she friend requested me on facebook numerous times and got my address from her son to send me bday and xmas cards. But I decided to not do that. The worst email I ever got was when a guy I was dating in high school dumped me... through said email. lol
  • peachhunting
    peachhunting Posts: 59 Member
    I'll try to make it funny...was at camp with a few guys, and had brought one of those fog machines...It was dark but there were outdoor lights on. I placed the fog machine under his atv.

    He was fooling around on his laptop, so I sent him an email that his atv was on fire. When he looked out the window and saw smoke, he jumped up so fast that he broke his laptop screen.
  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member

    Yes, but Section 12, B, ii, of the internet freedom act states that anyone who leaves their email open on a public computer has authorized any person to send emails on their behalf

    Well I guess you only have one joke, since this is identical to your post in the thread asking for advice on interview questions. That aside, what you did was incredibly stupid and potentially seriously damaging to that persons' professional relationship. And admitting to it as a amusing anecdote about yourself and your friends is equally appalling. Gay jokes are just SOOOO funny, aren't they? :noway:
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!

    I would be careful about posting such things on a public forum, because what you did is a violation of federal wiretap law and a felony.

    Yes, but Section 12, B, ii, of the internet freedom act states that anyone who leaves their email open on a public computer has authorized any person to send emails on their behalf

    Maybe it does, maybe it doesnt. But the government doesn't mess around with with wiretap law. There's been a lot of people who have done jail time in divorce cases for simply reading their spouses email, even if it was left open. But if you wanna play those odds go right ahead. Just saying, keeping your mouth shut could save you some major headaches.
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    Ooh, I sent an email to a girl one time and told her the reason no one wants to be her friend is because she tells her mom everything and no one trusts her.

    She told her mom, and her mom called my mother. And my mom told her off.

    Haha, this one sounds kinda like mine. I once told a friend of mine something personal back in the day and told him not to tell ANYONE, not even his mom. Within a couple weeks later I got a voicemail from his mom. Like are you serious dude! Needless to say he got a nasty long email telling him basically that we that was unacceptable, he's a big mouth piece of *kitten* that can't keep his mouth shut. That's when I dropped his *kitten* from being a friend and haven't talked to him in almost 6 years now!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I thought this topic would be funnier...
    I did my part!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member

    Yes, but Section 12, B, ii, of the internet freedom act states that anyone who leaves their email open on a public computer has authorized any person to send emails on their behalf

    Well I guess you only have one joke, since this is identical to your post in the thread asking for advice on interview questions. That aside, what you did was incredibly stupid and potentially seriously damaging to that persons' professional relationship. And admitting to it as a amusing anecdote about yourself and your friends is equally appalling. Gay jokes are just SOOOO funny, aren't they? :noway:

    Seriously? I doubt a bunch of 18 year old girls sending an email from someones account damaged their professional relationship. A simple "I didn't send that email, I left my account open at the hotel" would fix that problem. So lighten up. Yes, it's funny, and I wish I could have seen the end result.
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I'm sorry, but how is ruining a total stranger's career funny?

    Or maybe I helped them find love in each other? One will never know!

    I would be careful about posting such things on a public forum, because what you did is a violation of federal wiretap law and a felony.

    Yes, but Section 12, B, ii, of the internet freedom act states that anyone who leaves their email open on a public computer has authorized any person to send emails on their behalf

    Legal or not, it's morally repugnant. What you didn't think of (and what I bet you don't want to think of) is that you probably got that poor guy fired, ruined his reputation, and possibly got him sued for sexual harassment.

    What you should have done? Click "log out". That's what any decent person would have done.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I don't send nastygrams via email. I prefer to say things to the person's face, as much as that sucks to do.


    The irony..
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    i made a facebook account for my husband because he didn't want to do it himself and his family wanted to share pictures and see our kids etc. he has a huge family and they post a lot of religious (chicken soup for the soul) kinds of things, that i don't mind but it can be too much.
    anyway, one of his ex girlfriends messaged him (me) and i responded telling her that i was actually his wife and i would appreciate it if she did not message him. well, she did not respond. instead, she emailed him directly- which he showed me. she put that she doesn't understand why they couldn't keep in touch and why i should feel "threatened" by her when she lives hundreds of miles away.
    so again, i emailed her. from my email saying-. that she is a pathetic, lonely person and i am not "threatened" in the slightest, since i have already seen pictures of her on facebook. i put that she is so pathetic- my husband did not even want to respond to her. she is so pathetic that he was embarrassed that i had seen pictures of her.
    i don't like it when b*tches try to mess with my man. the mean will come out!
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Oh my god... I had went on what was one of the WORST dates I had ever been on. This guy desperately needed to know how bad he really was, so I sent a NASTY email to him afterwards. It was glorious. I believe one of the lines I said in it was "If you can't afford to buy a girl a sandwich, you should really NOT be dating."
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    My girlfriends and I were staying in a hotel with a computer in the lobby, a guy forgot to log out of his work email. We responded to a work related email, coming out of the closet and confessing our love to their (i think) boss. hehe

    I loled at this one. Priceless, good job!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I once sent an email to a reporter and told her that her appearance was displeasing and that she was a horrible role model and that she should be ashamed of herself.

    Oh wait...that wasn't me. Never mind!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    To an ex. You won't want to read it. IT would make your eyes bleed and your brain hurt.
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