Does Burning Fat Actually Feel Like Burning?

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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    I sometimes make red flames even.... boom!

    That brings up a good point. The fact that you can light your farts is proof that you can feel your fat burning.

    Damn straight!!
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
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    I read through all 3 pages of this - I can't stop laughing. My giggles are getting more and more frequent and my roommate's giving me the strangest look.

    So...if all this is true, why didn't I smell like graham crackers today at the gym? :( Or s'mores... I'm a little disappointed.

    You did. Just like you can't always tell that your farts stink, you can't always tell what scent is being emitted by your metaboburn. Everyone else got hungry for s'mores while you were working out.

    Hoh man. New favorite game in the gym: eat different foods every day and use my metaboburn to make everyone else hungry around me! After all, the best way to lose weight is for everyone else around me to gain it, right?

    Like Thornton Melon said - "Get some bigger actors" or something like that.

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