Am I the only one who hasn't read 50 Shades?

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  • P05T5CRIPT
    P05T5CRIPT Posts: 285 Member
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    You're not alone, I've heard the grammar is like that of a 10 year old, which puts me off long before the incredibly silly 'mommy porn' content!
  • Bella1hud
    Bella1hud Posts: 530 Member
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    Good bad or indifferent writing, I have no interest in reading the book.
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
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    I AM ONE OF THE FEW MOMS I KNOW WHO HAVENT READ IT.
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    I haven't read that either, but not because it's dirty. I just have a problem that when everyone reads some book I don't feel like reading it. Same reason I haven't read Harry Potter.

    People talk about it too much, so I don't want to hear about it anymore.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
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    I haven't read that either, but not because it's dirty. I just have a problem that when everyone reads some book I don't feel like reading it. Same reason I haven't read Harry Potter.

    People talk about it too much, so I don't want to hear about it anymore.
    50 Shades of Potter was terrible.
  • DollaMimi86
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    At my work place the ladies are absolutely obsessed with it. I, on the other hand, have never read it also. LoL. idk with all this hype I might be tempted to pick one up and read it lol
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I haven't read that either, but not because it's dirty. I just have a problem that when everyone reads some book I don't feel like reading it. Same reason I haven't read Harry Potter.

    People talk about it too much, so I don't want to hear about it anymore.
    50 Shades of Potter was terrible.

    Oh, please don't lump those together! I don't want to think about Ron stalking Hermione and telling her what to eat all the time.
  • Betsiz17
    Betsiz17 Posts: 95 Member
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    I tried to read it just to be "in the know" with the trend, but, honestly, the writing sucked, so I cast it aside for a better book.
  • A1C_Phillips
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    my friend Petukh III read it and said he liked it. i couldnt get past the first page.:glasses:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
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    I've not read it and don't care to, either. And, I like to read. But, I prefer mystery and/or horror or comedy, even romantic comedies, but eh at the soft core porn.
  • kathim429
    kathim429 Posts: 379 Member
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    No desire to read it. Wouldn't buy it and certainly wouldn't check it out at the library!!! YUCK!!
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
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    I was supposed to read Twilight and 50 Shades for my bookclub. I think in both series I spent more time throwing the books across the room than reading them. I don't get either.

    Also, my mom's urban fantasy novels and regancy romances had more steamy sex scenes than 50 Shades. I don't get what is so shocking about them.
  • MonicaLee92
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    I've never read it, but everyone keeps telling me to read it because they couldn't put it down. Haven't decided if I want to try it out or not.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
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    I sat down and tried to read it, got a few pages in and couldn't stop laughing. You're not missing anything.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I sat down and tried to read it, got a few pages in and couldn't stop laughing.

    Same thing happened to me the first time I saw Terminator 3.
  • HeatherNScanada
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    LOL No...You are not the only one. I bought all 3 (stupidly) and only got to chapter 8 on the first book. I looking to sell all 3 now. Not my cup of tea as they say. The hype was better then the books
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    the reviews on Amazon are even better
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Nope, not interested in them at all - again, not because of the sexual content but because they got such a slating for the quality of the writing. I am not a sheep and will not be following the herd just because a lot of other people are. Jaysus, if you want simmering passion and good writing get yourself a Thomas Hardy or Wuthering Heights, if you want to read trash then buy Jordan's books.
  • mikurulove10
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    DO NOT READ IT.
    Don't even get me started on it. I haven't read it, but I've read excerpts, and it's AWFUL. The porn is so miserably written it's not even funny.
    On top of that, it promotes an UNSAFE BDSM lifestyle. The main characters' relationship isn't BDSM, it's more of sexual abuse.
  • hellohappylisa
    hellohappylisa Posts: 141 Member
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    There is better, free porn literature on the internet, that's all I'm gonna say.