Top 5 things you say/type at work
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!. You're using IE. That's your problem.
2. Is it pushed to master yet?
3. Did you make a ticket yet?
4, Ah ha! I broke it!
5. I win.0 -
1. Take off your shirt.
2. Lay down on the table
3. This is going to feel kinda cool for a bit
4. Im sorry but this may hurt
5. Okay situp now and he will be with you in just a minute0 -
1. company answer line
2. "phone message"
3. You there?
4. Order #
5. Let me know if you need anything else.0 -
1. You overdrew your account.
2. You have a zero balance, would you like to transfer?
3. What's your name? Do you know your address??
4. Hold, please.
5. Is the computer on?
I'm not even joking.0 -
1. I'm not going to have time to look at that this week
2. Have you already created a CWR/QC?
3. Have you tried rebooting?
4. Which of these is most important?
5. People never cease to amaze me.0 -
1. Wherefore, Plaintiff(s) demand(s) judgment against the Defendants herein...
2. Dear Honorable Judge XYZ,
3. This is not the only case I work on you know.
4. I wish it were time to go home
5. I need you to stop trying to think like a lawyer.0 -
1. Coffee?
2. What the eff?
3. I'm sick today.
4. Fine, see if I care if HR knows
5. I just met you and this is crazy...but...0 -
1. brb
2. afk
3. sorry i'm on break
4. lol
5. not my department
(union shop)0 -
1. How many units is that in
2. What kind of wood
3. whats the depth of that
4. We need to package it together
5. what kind of finish do I get0 -
1. Don't have a heartattack
2. Don't make me give you a plastic hip old man
3.I'm gonna go work out
4.This was so much easier on XP
5.Shut up nub!
Active duty navy, and I work with a lot of old retired (grumpy) sailors...0 -
1. that is an I.D. ten T error
2. It is a short between the keyboard and the chair.
3. Reboot your machine
4. Pull the battery out, wait 15 seconds and put the battery back in the device.
5. Put in a helpdesk ticket.0 -
1) "Hello, How may I help you?"
2) "Good morning. Patient Information. How may I help you?"
3) "Next Desk on the Left." (they're becoming a patient in the hospital)
4) "Next Desk on the Left." (they need to pay a bill and / or ask questions about a bill)
5) "Next Desk on the Left." (they're arguing with me about someone I know isn't here)
I really should have a tape recorder. It would save a lot of time. :ohwell:0 -
It's been so long since I had a job, but some common things I used to type were:
1. Stucco
2. 6" Stone Veneer
3. 3- Car Garage
4. Separate all habitable areas from Garage with 2 layers of 5/8" drywall.
5. 2x6 Studs at 16" on center0 -
1. Attached is the requested information, please let me know if you have questions or need anything further.
2. Attached are the sales results for "
" for the month of "
".
3. I realize we produce monthly results, but in the end these are annual plans so you have to look at the totals. The monthly amounts are arbitrary.
4. Salespeople are whiny brats
5. F uck0 -
When I got a new Boss, he called a meeting for all the key personnel. In the conference room. We all showed up and he was late. I went to the bulletin board and wrote down “Word for the Day – Punctual”. He showed up a few minutes later. Glanced at the board and then went on with the meeting. At the end of the meeting, he said, “I would have responded to the bulletin board, IF Punctual was spelled correctly.
I never said a word. I went back to my office, looked up Punctual in an on-line dictionary. I cut and pasted the spelling and definition and emailed it to him and EVERY person that was in the meeting.
At the bottom of the email I said, “It’s not important who is right. It’s important that YOU know I’M right.”
I use that phrase any time someone challenges me, and if I don’t, someone near me will.
By the way, I became great friends with that Boss.
That's a long story to say--
1. It's not important who's right, it's important that you know I'm right.0 -
1. Assistant 1 I need you to....
2. Assistant 2 did you complete the....
3. Assistant 3 have Asst 1 and 2 gone out for a smoke again? Do you know how much of the project they have completed?
4. Program Directors, I need your Master lists by end of day.
5. IT, you have to fix this NOW.
yeah......that's about right...0 -
1. Could you also send me an email about that?
2. I'll check my calendar
3. You'll have to contact your instructor
4. I know.. the system IS incredibly slow today
5. No, ____ is two doors down0 -
1. Why did you model that at 100%?
2. Your labor ratios are too high.
3. Please provide detailed support.
4. You need to send this back on the correct form.
5. Your support does not add up.0 -
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3. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
4. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
5. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)0 -
1. Molehill => Mountain
2. Please find your orders attached.
3. Is this Gross or Net?
4. How about an upgrade?
5. This is the highest I can pay.0
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