Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • kathim429
    kathim429 Posts: 379 Member
    1. Thank you for calling _______ customer service, how can I help you.
    2. Ok, can you tell me your model number?
    3. No, I am sorry that is not a model number.
    4. We make hundreds of models, I need your model number in order to help you.
    5. Yes, there is a difference between all of the ____, that is why I need your model number.
  • mpmama2re
    mpmama2re Posts: 212 Member
    1. picking up or dropping off
    2. whats your dob?
    3. do you have you DL?
    4. no, you don't have anymore refills on your hydrocodone (ativan, xanax, adderall, etc)
    5. yes, I can send a request to your dr. for refills..
    :P
  • Hmmcglothl
    Hmmcglothl Posts: 51 Member
    1. Make sure you duck. This person will try to punch you.
    2. Yes, I can dump your urinal, bedpan, get you a coke (Are you on a diabetic diet?) fluff your pillow, change your tv channel.
    3. No, I am not your nurse or PCT. Would you like me to call them for you?
    4. I've worked here 5 years. I know I look young. Don't be afraid.
    5. Have a nice day. I'll be back in 4 hours. Yes...4 hours.
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    1) i have a head for you.
    2) have you seen my head
    3) umm i did that earlier i'll send you the results.
    4) is that t1 TC or PCB TC?
    5) i need coffee. .. (actally i think thats. My number 1 :drinker: )
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
    1. No problem, I can do that for you
    2. I'm going for coffee
    3. I'm going to the gym
    4. Hi, how are you?
    5. I'm going home now
  • tattedchic
    tattedchic Posts: 66 Member
    1. "the girls"
    2. breasts
    3. boobs
    4. bra
    5. lingerie model

    I'm a lingerie designer. We talk about bewbies all day. :P
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    1. Take off your shirt.
    2. Lay down on the table
    3. This is going to feel kinda cool for a bit
    4. Im sorry but this may hurt
    5. Okay situp now and he will be with you in just a minute

    I just got a woody (could have lived without #5 though) lol
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    1. Good afternoon! (I have a bad habit of saying it even in mornings and later evenings)
    2. What brings you in today?
    3. Well, are you taking a mulivitamin?
    4. While I check you out, try one of our delicious (Insert product/flavor) chews.
    5. Have a fantastic day! Come back and see us!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    1) Please watch the screen while I demonstrate
    2) Time for another role play!
    3) Let's break into small groups now.
    4) Today's class will cover fill-in-the-blank...
    5) Any questions?
  • mrsjaime_jor
    mrsjaime_jor Posts: 10 Member
    1) No you may not use the restroom.
    2) Sit down, be quiet, and take out your textbooks.
    3) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    4) Yes, you are going to have to study!
    5) Your assignment for tonight is....
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Go do your chores
    No
    Go do your homework
    No
    Are you done?
  • tdhighfill
    tdhighfill Posts: 200 Member
    1. www.myfi (the rest fills in automatically)
    2. my password....on multiple areas of the network at work...and multiple sights.
    3. This is Tricia (how I answer my direct line)
    4. done
    5. please advise
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    1. Thanks for choosing Comfort Inn my name is Amanda how can I help you?
    2. Maam you have to push the power button to turn on the TV.
    3. No sir, we don't have prostitutes around here.
    4. Yes, I am sure I am engaged.
    5. Your in Mansfield, there is nothing to do in this town.


    Super serious about 2-4. Its pretty funny what people ask you working in a hotel
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Do you want to play a game with me?
    I am going to see how big and tall and straight I can make it
    Can you do the same as me with yours?
    I am going to see how big you are and how much you weigh
    I am going to ask you to put these on and listen very carefully
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
    1. I need coffee.
    2. Where should we go for lunch?
    3. Has IT blocked me from getting on MFP yet?
    4. Is it 5 o'clock?
    5. How many more years until I get to retire?
  • AmberLeighD
    AmberLeighD Posts: 112
    1. " In a few minutes "
    2. " Are you finished? "
    3. " Chill "
    4. "Stop"
    5. "That's Awesome!"

    (I babysit kids everyday + my daughter)
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    1. Ok everybody sit down...
    2. Sit down the bell rang...
    3. 야!!!....앉아유!!!!!
    4. Be quiet pleaseee :)
    5. 조용히!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    (Only on Fridays :)....rest of the week they're angels :laugh: )
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    1. Can I help you?
    2. DAMMIT MASON!
    3. DAMMIT NICK!
    4. DAMMIT BLAINE!
    5. Have a good day!
  • kissmevodka
    kissmevodka Posts: 29 Member
    I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

    1) That's what she said.
    2) For f*cks sake!
    3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
    4) What the hell does she want now??
    5) Shut your f*cking face.

    No lie.



    LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

    1. Morning b!tches
    2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
    3. Did you season it?
    4. FFS!!!!
    5. Blow me
  • kissmevodka
    kissmevodka Posts: 29 Member
    I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

    1) That's what she said.
    2) For f*cks sake!
    3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
    4) What the hell does she want now??
    5) Shut your f*cking face.

    No lie.



    LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

    1. Morning b!tches
    2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
    3. Did you season it?
    4. FFS!!!!
    5. Blow me
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Good morning/afternoon, billing, this is Elaine, how can I help you?
    Can you give me your patient account number, please?
    Can you repeat that, please?
    Sir/Ma'am, if you keep yelling at me, I won't be able to help you. Please calm down.
    Thank you/goodbye/have a nice day.

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