5 things you wish you can say without getting fired.

mandy0688
mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
in Chit-Chat
1. Shut the **** Up!!!!!
2. Are you ****ing kidding me?
3. Does your wife know your hitting on me?
4. *wife calls wondering where her husband is and cussing me out because he is not in his room* Maam I don't know where your husband is and if you didn't treat him like garbage he wouldn't be hitting on me, plus its not my damn responsibility to keep up with his every move, I work the front desk and no i am not gonna knock on the damn door cause he has some other chick in there now.
5. *when 4 girls plus the guys wife calls wanting to transfer to his room phone* No maam i think he is on the phone with his other girlfriend or wife.
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  • JerseyPook
    JerseyPook Posts: 135
    Wow - the possibilities are endless for me with this one. I'm an x-ray tech and work in a hospital!!
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
    *kitten*.
    That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.
    How the hell did you ever get to be a boss?
    Go to hell.
    Kiss my *kitten*
  • GetFitCarly
    GetFitCarly Posts: 151
    1. How about read the ****ing signs?
    2. It's written right here dip ****
    3. **** off c***
    4.get the **** over it

    I deal with angry parents and tourists who cant ****ing speak english -_-
  • Impy84
    Impy84 Posts: 430
    1) please go kill yourself
    2) fuk off and kill yourself
    3) i hate u go kill yourself
    4) stfu you ugly useless trashy *kitten* piece of shyt
    5) i hope you die on the way home
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    1. I'm not the one that broke your ****ing cable line

    2. We are a ****ing cable company not the god damn geek squad

    3. If you don't even know what the **** your modem is, then don't call me to fix it!

    4. Oh, you have no dial tone? That's because you have a voip and you need to plug it into your modem not the wall **** for brains.

    5. No
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    You named your child "DENIM"!? WTF is wrong with you?!

    Just gather your demon spawn and GTF out?!
  • deanna_bond
    deanna_bond Posts: 104 Member
    shut up

    your stupid

    i dont want to no

    omg your arrogant

    oh and your fired and I am taking your place
  • Naomilette
    Naomilette Posts: 55
    read the ****ing sign!
    Yes you I'm asking you a ****ing questions!
    What one and how much dip s*** ? I'm not a ****ing mind reader pointing and saying that one dose not count!
    19 comes before 20 witch i called out 5 numbers ago a**h*** back of the line!
    Well don't just stand there and look at me if it's your ****ing number tell me don't wait till i call the next one.
    HAY A**H***! get off the ****ing phone!
    Yes old man useing you umbrella to pull milk from the fridge and then damage the container leaking milk all through the shop is what i ****ing felt like dealing with today.
    you no speak English? But f*** me if you can speak it perfectly if the price is wrong!!!

    Service deli in a supermarket................
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    this fits in with this thread...

    have you ever seen the Budweiser "swear jar" commercial? if not, check this out... especially if you work in an office.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    shut up

    your stupid

    i dont want to no

    omg your arrogant

    oh and your fired and I am taking your place

    *twitch*
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    1) OMG, SHUT THE *kitten* UP!!!

    2) You didn't get promoted because of your professionalism. You didn't get promoted because you passed a board. You DAMN sure didn't get promoted for your MOS knowledge. You got promoted because you spread your legs to the right person.

    3) It's old, crusty, lazy, worthless f**ks like you that are taking up slots, that's why I haven't made E-7 yet, thanks for asking. *kitten*.

    4) Were you always this shi**y, or did the Army feel like promoting spineless whiners on your particular day of rank?

    5) When will I complete the task? How about, NEVER...is NEVER good for you?
  • LindsayHein
    LindsayHein Posts: 73 Member
    Well...I'm an elementary school teacher so, the list is pretty much endless. :)
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    1. Dry your eyes wet pants.

    2. Your p1ss poor planning does not constitute my emergency.

    3. Sorry Sir, could you repeat that, I could not hear it over the sound of your ineptitude.

    4. I would love to see it from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own *kitten*.

    5. How about a nice big cup of the shut the f&ck up.

    I may have actually have said one or two of those things in my time:smile: which probably explains why I have hit my promotion ceiling.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    1. Why am i so sarcastic? that is because i am not the salesperson, so why dont you go do your job so that i can go back to doing mine!
    2. I dont give a flying *kitten* about all the dumb *kitten* you are babbling about! Do you see me ignoring you? I am hoping that you will catch the drift and stop talking to me and get the *kitten* out of my office!!!
    3. You cant go to work? then why are you calling looking for work? Wasting my time and yours!
    4. Take your own f'ing messages! You are not busy so why should i tell the idiot on the phone how busy you are and if i can take a message.
    5. That is your job description NOt mine. deal with it.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,833 Member
    1- Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

    2- I've compared your credentials to the job requirements and you're not qualified to be my supervisor.

    3- MEETING- Mediocre Employees Entertaining Themselves Insomuch Nagging Games

    4- By your age, most folks have grown up. Where did you go wrong?

    5- No... and by "No", I mean "NO"....
  • pinksparkle1965lives4ever
    pinksparkle1965lives4ever Posts: 108
    id like a raise please.. please dont give me night shift.. why is this a polictical arena... an we get no vote.. Can we talk about rude rough drivers that drive my senior friends around roughhouse I dont like this.. mess . I dont play the kiss up game never did:heart:
  • chauncyrenayCHANGED
    chauncyrenayCHANGED Posts: 788 Member
    Can you try to be professional...just once?
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,022 Member
    1) Well, you'd have veins if you weren't a drug addict, idiot.
    2) I know excalty what I'm doing so STFU.
    3) I'm not your mother, clean up your own GD mess.
    4) Good God, have you showered this month?!?!
    5) If you don't like needles WTF were you thinking when you got those tattoos on your neck, effing p*s*y.
  • laarae
    laarae Posts: 332 Member
    Sorry just one thing-
    If you hate your job so much-quit-negativity breeds negativity.:grumble:
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    Sorry just one thing-
    If you hate your job so much-quit-negativity breeds negativity.:grumble:

    If you read this thread, it said nothing about hating anyones job. I love my job to be honest. I deal with different ppl everyday. I really hate threads like these. Your being negative. My point in this thread was that everyone has stuff they wish they could say. I like my job, some people hate their job and no one is gonna take your advice and quit because we have bills.
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    1. Shut the **** Up!!!!!
    2. Are you ****ing kidding me?
    3. Does your wife know your hitting on me?
    4. *wife calls wondering where her husband is and cussing me out because he is not in his room* Maam I don't know where your husband is and if you didn't treat him like garbage he wouldn't be hitting on me, plus its not my damn responsibility to keep up with his every move, I work the front desk and no i am not gonna knock on the damn door cause he has some other chick in there now.
    5. *when 4 girls plus the guys wife calls wanting to transfer to his room phone* No maam i think he is on the phone with his other girlfriend or wife.

    Not sure what my 5 things would be but I think I would like to be the guy staying at your hotel getting all the calls ;)
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Seriously? Your child is very overweight, they are clearly eating too much and not doing enough...JUST LIKE YOU...
    Yeah - right....LIAR
    oh for f*^@ sake, you stupid woman, control your vile brat before I have to hurt you
    No you child does NOT have ADHD you are just a *kitten* parent
    You named your child WHAT?? LMAO
  • Jamdrgn
    Jamdrgn Posts: 15 Member
    I like my current Boss she is awesome.

    My past Boss....
    Why are you even alive?
    Its not broken your stupid.
    This keeps happening to you because your an a hole.
    Of course none of us like you and yes we are all talking about you.

    I did tell her she is very annoying but then she did ask how i feel about her. She actually thought I was joking. :huh: for the love of pie!!!! that woman is an idiot.
  • starry8740
    starry8740 Posts: 15 Member
    1. Youre an old hag who thinks she is the effing ceo of the company and you know everything about everythigg. I could
    Make up a topic about talking walls and youd you know something about that! Truth is, everyone hates you and when they see your name on todays schedule they all shudder.

    2. so, youre supposed to be a customer service rep, right? Why is it you let everything bother you and when one thing stressed me out you felt the need to lecture me on chilling out? Oh, found it amuzing once I quit you suddenly remove me on fb and wont talk to me.


    3. Youre a manager? You have your favorites...the new guy gets premoted after a month and you refuse to give him a override number to do anything and you gave me one and demoted me? Yeah we all know hes giving you good sex. Either way youre a *****in lil *****.

    4. Tell all the customers with a bad attitude to go to hell.

    5. Prissy lil college girl thinks shes too cool to talk to ppl or me....cuz she drives a pink cobalt. Newsflash....my gt mustang destorys cobalts reguardless if theyre a supercharhed ss! Then she finds out my hubby has an 06' gto and wants to be friends....get a ****ing l
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    **** you pretty much sums it all up.
  • chelovik
    chelovik Posts: 200 Member
    We all float F bombs at work
  • mikes99mail
    mikes99mail Posts: 318 Member
    shut up

    your stupid

    i dont want to no

    omg your arrogant

    oh and your fired and I am taking your place

    *twitch*

    :bigsmile:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Where do I begin?
    1) You're a fat tub of lard.
    2) You're a waste of space.
    3) Does the company realize you've been stealing time for the past 2 years?
    4) You're a legend in your own mind.
    5) It must be awesome to be you. You know everyone (famous people included),have been everywhere, done everything, and seen everything, but your experience was 10 times better and you did it sooner. Bravo!
  • GreatVibe
    GreatVibe Posts: 87
    *kitten*.
    That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.
    How the hell did you ever get to be a boss?
    Go to hell.
    Kiss my *kitten*

    HAHAHAH I LOVE THIS

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