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  • Posts: 227 Member
    Maybe he'll let you lick his fingers when he's done.

    ^^ THIS! I almost literally laughed my behind off! Thanks!
  • Posts: 775 Member
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    ok.... what is that in the first photo??? and how do you have pictures of your co-worker's food.......


    lol, i posted pictures off the net that were similar to what she had...

    and as per what it is.. you must not live in canada, otherwise you'd know.. haha.. it's poutine..
  • Posts: 897 Member
    ...or at least kill him and take his lunch, you know, whichever.
    My coworker just brought in McD's chicken nuggets and despite my rather large lunch, the smell is driving me nuts. I've had to catch myself from bashing in his head from behind and gorging myself of chicken-like nugget shaped sauce reciptecles several times now.

    My new lifestyle has been pretty easy up until right now...maybe I'll go punch a whale to take my mind off of it and mark something off my bucket list...unless someone else has a better suggestion.

    Remember kids ... if its on the internet its premeditated.
  • Posts: 166 Member
    yeah the girl at my work brought in 2 of these today, and she offered to buy me one as well (i politely said no, wahhhhh)

    1-poutine-1.jpg

    and then yesterday she was eating some of this........

    nachos.jpg




    and as per what it is.. you must not live in canada, otherwise you'd know.. haha.. it's poutine..

    hoLE ****E! yeah...if my coworker had brought that in, let alone offered to buy me one, you'd see me on the 7 o'clock news in a state wide man-hunt and wearing his head as a hat.

    I salute your willpower...or at least your non psychotic tendencies, excuse me while I karate chop a manatee...
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    hoLE ****E! yeah...if my coworker had brought that in, let alone offered to buy me one, you'd see me on the 7 o'clock news in a state wide man-hunt and wearing his head as a hat.

    I salute your willpower...or at least your non psychotic tendencies, excuse me while I karate chop a manatee...
  • Posts: 273 Member
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    lol, i posted pictures off the net that were similar to what she had...

    and as per what it is.. you must not live in canada, otherwise you'd know.. haha.. it's poutine..

    ...and I still don't know what that is! LOL!

    There are many lulz to be had in this thread. Thank you everyone!
  • Posts: 153 Member
    LMAO!:laugh:
  • Posts: 222 Member
    If someone else in my office offers me some amazing something full of awesomeness, I will re-distribute my weight and sit on them.

    lmao!
  • Posts: 53
    she is very overweight!
  • Posts: 1,011 Member
    Then just work a 4 piece McNuggets in your Food Log the next day. Problem solved just stay in your macro's.
  • Posts: 166 Member
    not bad advice, but I think I'll just continue to plot murder most foul!
  • Posts: 919 Member
    The chick who sits opposite me comes to work everyday with a massive carb heavy lunch. She heats up her plate and chows down in front of me day after day...the smells coming off the plate are just divine. When she gets up to put her dishes in the kitchen I get a look at her big fat *kitten*...and then I go back to smiling down at my salad...

    THIS! Totally. I do the same. ;)
  • Posts: 328 Member
    Chicken McNuggets are probably one of the most disgusting non-foods in existence. Just remind yourself what you are NOT eating when you don't eat them. You really will not want them anymore. Even my 11 year old will not touch them...he knows whats in them. :sick:

    OTOH, give us some homemade baked chicken tender nuggets any day...we will eat the hell out of those :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 51 Member
    My doctor said if you have that intense of a craving....feed it.
    Otherwise you just keep thinking about it and then end up on a binge.
    So, have it for dinner tonight and then work out a bit extra afterwards.
    Its all good!
  • Posts: 1,865 Member
    You guys are making me seriously hungry.

    If I smell something tasty at work, sometimes it's time for a break to go out side to walk around the building a couple times. The fresh air helps me calm down and collect myself, and it burns a few calories in the process.
  • Posts: 568 Member
    Hopefully you'll get a female judge and an all female jury..............they'll never convict !!!! Just remember...if the clothes wont fit, the jury acquits!!!

    Just say Your Honor......it was McNuggets.........McDonalds McNuggets no less.....and well....Id been eating healthy and working out...and ummmm...e.rrrrrrr...aaaa...ummmm...welll...he wouldnt let me lick the container they came in OR HIS FINGERS !!!! Waz a girl to do???

    .and then show her this...........

    cattalkingtoscale.jpg
  • Posts: 246 Member
    The chick who sits opposite me comes to work everyday with a massive carb heavy lunch. She heats up her plate and chows down in front of me day after day...the smells coming off the plate are just divine. When she gets up to put her dishes in the kitchen I get a look at her big fat *kitten*...and then I go back to smiling down at my salad...

    LOVE IT!
  • Posts: 1,247 Member
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    This has to be one of the greatest things Ive read on MFP lately. Yesterday I said Id punch a monkey to be able to get off work at 3pm. I bet we could be great friends. Ive also threatened to punch a duck for some chocolate or kick a donkey in the uterus for a drink.

    THIS is the greatest thing I've read on MFP! The combo of both comments! LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,247 Member
    And now i have to google what is in poutine...
  • Posts: 1,067 Member
    McD's wouldn't really bother me... but, if someone had Chick-Fil-A in front of me, I would go nuts. That happened today. :cry: And, they didn't even offer to share... :sad: but, they had me watch the food for them until they got back. I was proud of how strong I was. I didn't steal it and ruin my diet. :wink:
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