You are just a bunch of meany

Yanicka1
Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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Everyone here is so rude!!

I mean I do not want scientific facts. I do not want to be told that I am wrong!!! I know my body and I know how to lose weight so I just want you to validate me!!! I want to know that the latest pill pushed by Dr Oz is working because really, I just want to look hot and lose 20 pounds for this week end.
Do you think if I juice, take raspberry keyton, drink maple syrup water and wear a garbage bag for the next 24 hours would do it?
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  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    Yanicka, do you still have the link to the cat pee you sent me earlier?
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    dear dont forget to take your green coffee bean extract and laxitives too. you should be fine!!
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
    dont forget stay away from lifting heavy

    youll bulk and look like a man
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    <-- got the hookup....
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Make sure you don't lift anything heavy. Don't want to bulk up by the weekend.
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    YES, absolutely, I think so .. BUT!

    I'd dilute the maple syrup water with a few drops of pregnant horse urine and I'd make sure to buy the Hefty FlexForce bags and I wouldn't take the raspberry ketones within an hour of drinking the maple syrup water. Other than THAT .. I think you are prob good to GO

    OMG. I had to edit to say I forgot about the heavy lifting ! STOP IT. You are going to look like Bill Bixby when he gets angry if you keep lifting weights. I''ve been so scared for you. I"d up the maple syrup water concentration to try to offset the damage you've already done

    For good measure, I think you should wear underwear woven out of bacon. If its on your hips .. won't be in your belly
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    just dont lift anything heavy!!!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    Lifting heavy makes you look manly. Go ahead, prove me wrong, beautiful lady.
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    I ate a banana and got fat *pouts*
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Don't forget to keep your heart rate below 70% max - you wouldn't want to stray our of the fat burning zone.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    The trash bag only works if you use it in a sauna.
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    ok you have convinced me. I'm ordering ketons RIGHT NOW
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
    Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!!!! Don't forget to eat three spoonfuls of cabbage soup every 37 minutes on the odd hours, and every 39.3 minutes on the even hours.

    Set a timer, because if you miss your window, EVERY POUND YOU'VE EVER LOST WILL INSTANTLY REAPPEAR ON YOUR HIPS!!!!!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I know my body.

    Would you like to know my body, too?
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    Drink some diet soda and you turn into a gremlin!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Oh wait, maple syrup is evil carbs, better stick to just hot water. And don't eat anything after 6pm. Or before.
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    I agree..no lifting heavy and do as much cardio as possible..that will surely drop the weight...cause thats whats important..who cares about muscles...it will drop the number on the scale.
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    Back off this one's mine!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    cardio only, don't lift anything heavier than 3lbs. and NO carbs! they make you instafat.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    i ate bushs smokehouse beans last night for dinner and was still farting when i went to bed
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Remember to wear your depends while on those pills to hide the oily discharge!
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    Sounds like you're not appreciated. You should break up with him.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    PMSL!!
  • hatsdown
    hatsdown Posts: 14
    "I personally believe that US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps
    and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they
    should our education over here and the US should help the US and should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and
    the asian countries so we are able to build up our future
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    the meaner you are the more calories you burn.

    get your whistle out and start yelling at co-workers/delivery men/casual passerbys.

    yelling is strength workout (abs, clearly), and cardio is when you're chasing after people while yelling.

    get to it, you lazy piece of pepperoni!!!!!!!!!
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Thank you for another excuse to post this picture (for the fourth time today...I'm really bored)
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  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    <-- got the hookup....

    ^ My supplier
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Everyone here is so rude!!

    I mean I do not want scientific facts. I do not want to be told that I am wrong!!! I know my body and I know how to lose weight so I just want you to validate me!!! I want to know that the latest pill pushed by Dr Oz is working because really, I just want to look hot and lose 20 pounds for this week end.
    Do you think if I juice, take raspberry keyton, drink maple syrup water and wear a garbage bag for the next 24 hours would do it?

    Calm down - we all know that all you need is your pink weights and Tae Bo

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