You are just a bunch of meany

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  • Sick_Beard
    Sick_Beard Posts: 407 Member
    Everyone here is so rude!!

    I mean I do not want scientific facts. I do not want to be told that I am wrong!!! I know my body and I know how to lose weight so I just want you to validate me!!! I want to know that the latest pill pushed by Dr Oz is working because really, I just want to look hot and lose 20 pounds for this week end.
    Do you think if I juice, take raspberry keyton, drink maple syrup water and wear a garbage bag for the next 24 hours would do it?

    Sarcasm...what a waste of my time
  • slackerwoman
    slackerwoman Posts: 261 Member
    Okay but if you go in to starvation mode don't blame me
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    <-- got the hookup....

    ^ My supplier
    ^ my dealer \m/
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    <-- got the hookup....

    ^ My supplier
    ^ my dealer \m/

    *chugs the water* Bring on da $$$$$$
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    So, I'm thinking of trying the oatmeal diet. All you do is eat oatmeal, nonstop, for 7 days. Has anyone tried this?
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    I would have to say that endothermic heat does not indicate caloric burn, while exothermic does indicate caloric use it is not always an accurate manner to determine the rate of caloric burn. If you don't have a VO2 machine in your house you know you are doomed to never lose weight, and you won't loose weight either. Too often two people argue over metabolism because one is following IF and the other is eating 12 times a day. I do not know if you can IF 12 times in a day, but we will leave that to those that understand that calories in vs calories out don't matter it is nutritional content of the food not the calories that make you a fat *kitten*. This, of course, does not take into account nutritional density so those that factor nutritional density can live on 950 calories a day and gain muscle......

    Sorry, I ran out of sarcasm at that exact moment.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I know my body.

    Would you like to know my body, too?

    if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    hungaria.jpg
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Don't forget to eat only negative calorie foods.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    <-- got the hookup....

    How much money have you made so far?
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Don't forget to eat only negative calorie foods.

    ...that's like pizza and cheesecake, right?
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    <-- got the hookup....

    How much money have you made so far?

    All of it. BWAHAHAHAAH! Bill Gates is going DOWN.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    Oh, I get it...this is your T.O.M., isn't it?:noway:

    Remember to use your shake weight because that helps with period symptoms!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    rude.jpg
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    So, I'm thinking of trying the oatmeal diet. All you do is eat oatmeal, nonstop, for 7 days. Has anyone tried this?

    if you eat it non stop you are going to be faaat
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    I heard from Dr. Oz's redneck cousin that if you *kitten* with a cucumber, you'll immediately drop 11lbs. No joke there.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Don't forget to eat only negative calorie foods.

    ...that's like pizza and cheesecake, right?

    Pizza IS a vegetable now. Didn't you get the memo?
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    *giggle-snort*
  • doggiesnot
    doggiesnot Posts: 334 Member
    Everyone here is so rude!!

    I do not want ... I do not want ... I know ... I know...I just want... I want ... I just want...

    :grumble:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Damn...I thought this where I got to fart rainbows....wrong thread.
  • lauraatkinson85
    lauraatkinson85 Posts: 84 Member
    OMG I just drank a glass of wine and now I've put on 80lbs.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Wrap yourself in plastic wrap. Sweat makes you lose fat.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    raspberry ketones cures death
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Dammit.... I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    You can't eat anything but chicken breasts or you'll get fat. No carbs. None. Ever.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Don't forget DO NOT EAT past 7, never ever drink beer, and everyone is soooooo different. :laugh:
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    Don't forget to never ever eat back your exercise calories! You will never lose weight! lol
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    So, I'm thinking of trying the oatmeal diet. All you do is eat oatmeal, nonstop, for 7 days. Has anyone tried this?

    if you eat it non stop you are going to be faaat
    Well I saw it on Dr. Oz, and it helps you lose weight. Also if you combine the oatmeal with hot baths, because hot baths burn fat. I might even eat my oatmeal WHILE taking a hot bath! I'm gonna be so skinny!!!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    So, I'm thinking of trying the oatmeal diet. All you do is eat oatmeal, nonstop, for 7 days. Has anyone tried this?

    if you eat it non stop you are going to be faaat
    Well I saw it on Dr. Oz, and it helps you lose weight. Also if you combine the oatmeal with hot baths, because hot baths burn fat. I might even eat my oatmeal WHILE taking a hot bath! I'm gonna be so skinny!!!

    Take a bath in hot oatmeal! But it has to be steel cut oats, not instant or flavored
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    I had a packet of Meanies for lunch. Nicest crisps ever......wait.....:embarassed: not sure I have the right thread....
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    So, I'm thinking of trying the oatmeal diet. All you do is eat oatmeal, nonstop, for 7 days. Has anyone tried this?

    if you eat it non stop you are going to be faaat
    Well I saw it on Dr. Oz, and it helps you lose weight. Also if you combine the oatmeal with hot baths, because hot baths burn fat. I might even eat my oatmeal WHILE taking a hot bath! I'm gonna be so skinny!!!

    Take a bath in hot oatmeal! But it has to be steel cut oats, not instant or flavored
    Like in a crock pot? Dang, do they make them that big?

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