You are just a bunch of meany

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  • krithsai
    krithsai Posts: 668 Member
    Hahahahhaahha...meanies!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Carbs are the devil....oh and Diet soda....
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Vinegar. Apple Cider Vinegar. That's the answer. Douche, then drink. Guaranteed to lose weight.
  • soulundefined
    soulundefined Posts: 25
    just try this experiement... make oatmeal... let it sit overnight..try to lift it out of the pot see what it does! bwhahaha and thats inside of your guts. :sick:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Dont forget the ponies...
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
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  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    Not without pregnant lady pee.

    <-- got the hookup....

    ^ My supplier
    ^ my dealer \m/

    *chugs the water* Bring on da $$$$$$

    Um... No advertising on MPF forums.
  • sweetiepaia
    sweetiepaia Posts: 68 Member
    hahaha come on stop it, I have 6 kids asleep and i just spit out some coffee on my new lap top! you are soo mean...LOOOVE IT
  • Faericn_Rising
    Faericn_Rising Posts: 235
    This thread!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Body By Vi - it will cure cancer and helped a blind child see again, you must go out and buy it, because it will cure what ails you!!!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You misspelled "weekend." I'm here to support you.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I know what works for my body... It's what I did last time to lose weight... you know, right before I gained it all back plus an extra 40 pounds. :grumble:
  • katieg2289
    katieg2289 Posts: 184
    You misspelled "weekend." I'm here to support you.
    Hahahaha. Day made.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    You misspelled "weekend." I'm here to support you.

    LOL I misspelled 40% of my post.

    Thank you for your support
  • IamBlackMamba
    IamBlackMamba Posts: 229
    But how could I gain 18lbs when it's 'that time of the month"??????
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    But how could I gain 18lbs when it's 'that time of the month"??????

    Chocolate. DER!!! :wink:
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    For good measure, I think you should wear underwear woven out of bacon. If its on your hips .. won't be in your belly
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    And don't forget all the men that will be chasing you if you're wearing bacon undies! Woo frickin' hoo! Go get it woman!

    (Report back please, full details, I'm bored in Michigan!) :blushing:
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    I would have to say that endothermic heat does not indicate caloric burn, while exothermic does indicate caloric use it is not always an accurate manner to determine the rate of caloric burn. If you don't have a VO2 machine in your house you know you are doomed to never lose weight, and you won't loose weight either. Too often two people argue over metabolism because one is following IF and the other is eating 12 times a day. I do not know if you can IF 12 times in a day, but we will leave that to those that understand that calories in vs calories out don't matter it is nutritional content of the food not the calories that make you a fat *kitten*. This, of course, does not take into account nutritional density so those that factor nutritional density can live on 950 calories a day and gain muscle......

    Sorry, I ran out of sarcasm at that exact moment.

    for the win :drinker:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    But how could I gain 18lbs when it's 'that time of the month"??????

    Chocolate. DER!!! :wink:

    You are gaining muscles.... don't you know that muscles weight more than fat.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    But how could I gain 18lbs when it's 'that time of the month"??????

    Chocolate. DER!!! :wink:

    You are gaining muscles.... don't you know that muscles weight more than fat.

    Honey, I'm gaining a whole damn person! That weighs more than muscle!
  • 2BhappyBhealthy
    2BhappyBhealthy Posts: 181 Member
    so wait. cardio DOES make you fat ? :huh:
  • mensasu
    mensasu Posts: 355 Member
    I've tried everything mentioned in this thread and MY WEIGHT LOSS HAS PLATEAUED ... only lost 6 pounds since yesterday!

    :sad:

    Man I love this thread ... the only thing missing is the paleo discussion! If I see another thread on it today I think I will :sick:
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Whatever you do...do NOT net above 500 cals and do NOT lift over 5 lbs.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    I'm so glad it's the weekend, I'm going to have a large stiff drink.
  • fattypattybinger
    fattypattybinger Posts: 337
    try beano works well
  • PJmetts
    PJmetts Posts: 210 Member
    I'm so glad it's the weekend, I'm going to have a large stiff drink.

    Is that what it takes to lose weight quick? if so, why only on the weekend?

    I surely don't need to do abs today, got my workout reading these posts, thanks all! :laugh:
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    I'm sorry I'm so damn rude, but I'm HUNGRY!!!
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    I ate a banana and got fat *pouts*

    :laugh:
  • IamBlackMamba
    IamBlackMamba Posts: 229
    But how could I gain 18lbs when it's 'that time of the month"??????

    Chocolate. DER!!! :wink:

    You are gaining muscles.... don't you know that muscles weight more than fat.

    Honey, I'm gaining a whole damn person! That weighs more than muscle!

    She's got a pont there...
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I'm so glad it's the weekend, I'm going to have a large stiff drink.

    I like something large and stiff at the weekend too :blushing:

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